Samantha Ronson partied so hard and so often it scared away Lindsay Lohan who would otherwise have spent more time with her. Like I said in the last post, I read Ronson’s DUI arrest details like it was 2006 and somehow she and Lohan had Freaky Friday’d and switched bodies (leaving Ronson with the burning [...]
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Samantha Ronson: Speeding, Arrested For DUI
Lindsay Lohan’s firecrotch cooties have metastasized in Samantha Ronson’s brain with no hope of treatment, evidently. Ronson got busted for a crime that makes me wonder if TMZ.com mistakenly Find+Replaced/ switched their surnames by accident. Well, assuming Lohan wasn’t on crack and at the wheel, it’s reported that Ronson was pulled over for speeding outside [...]
Leighton Meester And Her Mother Are Classy
Leighton Meester of Gossip Girl is suing her mother for spending money in the style of a vapid Real Housewife, instead of using the funds for their intended purpose. Meester, who starred in a sex tape about which everyone seems to have forgotten, has pulled the classy move of suing her mother. This is hardly [...]
Lindsay Wore $1,195 Heels To Court, Is Poor
Lindsay Lohan wore $1,195 Christian Louboutin 6-inch heels to court to inform Judge Stephanie Sautner that she was too poor to attend court-mandated counselling sessions. Lohan has been ordered to attend counselling but she has yet to have one session; solo, not group. The judge has given Lohan 21 additional days to register for psychological [...]
Lindsay Lohan Did 4 Days Of Community Service
Lindsay Lohan found time to do a pointless photo shoot with Tyler Shields’ molester lens, but she could not find time to complete more days of her community service. Lohan was in court on Thursday for a progress report about the probation stemming from the theft of a $2,500 necklace. Lohan basically had to sit [...]
Kim Kardashian Is Suing Over This Commercial
Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy for using the girlfriend of Reggie Bush in their commercials. For those struggling to keep track, Bush is someone with whom Kardashian didn’t make a tape and with whom she started engagement rumours over the course of years. And he’s got a new girlfriend, who bares a passing resemblance [...]
