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TLC Wins Their Court Case Against Jon Gosselin

TLC win 10 Internets for beating Jon Gosselin in court, and putting a better handle on his out of control ego. They can trade in their Internets for spanking paddles and continue to spank Gosselin in life, rather than just in court.
TLC were the victors in the breach of contract suit. According to Radar Online, [...]

Tiger Woods Order Blocks Nude Photos & Videos

Tiger Woods is nervous someone over the age of 25, who isn’t a cocktail waitress, may accidentally become exposed to photos of his privates. Though no less than a gazillion women have thus far been named as possible mistresses, Woods is keen no women outside of his eff pool see what he’s working with.
The [...]

Erin Andrews’ Peeping Tom Admits His Guilt

The peeping tom in the Erin Andrews case, Michael David Barrett, admitted his guilt. Barrett admitted that he was a second grade peeping tom, and that’s why he drilled holes in hotel walls to spy on ESPN’s Andrews. Barrett’s lawyer issued a statement, in which he claimed his client was SOWWY for being such a [...]

Michael Lohan $15,000 Behind in Child Support

Michael Lohan has spent the last few weeks conjuring up reasons for the public to dislike him. If he wasn’t selling private tapes about his own daughter, he was letting his verbal diarrhea run rampant to any media outlet that would listen.
According to legal documents Lohan is over $15,000 behind in child support. This is [...]

Seal is Planning to Adopt Heidi Klum’s Daughter

Seal is planning to adopt the five-year-old daughter of Heidi Klum. The family of four are as sweet as can be. Recently Heidi Klum changed her last name to match that of her husband. She now goes by the name Heidi Samuel.
Seal will adopt his wife’s daughter from a previous relationship. Leni is the daughter [...]

Erin Andrews Stalking Suspect Pleads Not Guilty

Michael Barrett the alleged Erin Andrews peeping tom/ stalker pleads not guilty.
The man accused of being the peeping tom who secretly filmed Erin Andrews in her hotel, naked and without her knowledge, pleaded not guilty to one count of interstate stalking. The creep was accused of getting his kicks from drilling holes in hotel walls [...]