Amber Portwood is in jail for violating probation. Portwood had received a two-year suspended sentence on the domestic violence charges against her, on the condition that she stay out of trouble, pay probation fees, set up a $10,000 college fund for her daughter, and get her GED. She did none of those things because she was busy pulling a stranger’s hair at IHOP. So, um, yeah. A Madison County judge issued a warrant for her arrest after ruling on multiple failures to comply. You can see Portwood’s mug shot HERE. She’s back in court January 13.
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Lindsay Lohan Misses Flight & Ellen Show Taping
Lindsay Lohan missed her flight out of Hawaii, following nights of partying, supposedly misplacing $10,000 in cash, and staging bikini pictures with a shill agency who probably gave her a share of the profits. Missing her flight meant Lohan missed her Tuesday taping of The Ellen DeGeneres Show. And, RadarOnline.com confirms, the show has no plans to reschedule. Which means, aside from the staged leak, since Lohan opted to ONLY appear on Ellen, there’s no promotion whatsoever for her issue of Playboy. Lohan probably got paid a million to have her saggy crack cheeks Photoshopped then go on holiday. She only had one promotional commitment and she’s missed it. I don’t blame the show for their decision. Moreover, Lohan has a court date first thing on Wednesday, in Los Angeles, and she’s still in Hawaii about which her rep said simply: ‘Lindsay was delayed in Hawaii due to a travel-related issue.’ And she’s blaming the show for cancelling: ‘Lindsay offered to tape Ellen tomorrow, but the show was unable to shift things around, and tomorrow is their last day of taping for the season.’
Leighton Meester’s Mother Drops Counter Suit
Leighton Meester’s mother dropped her $3 million parental support lawsuit after realising it made her look Toddlers & Tiaras-level insane. The actress first sued her mother for spending $7,500, intended for her brother’s medical bills, on botox and plastic surgery. Her mother counter sued for breach of verbal contract, claiming to have ‘sacrificed her happiness,’ for the 25-year-old to become famous. But the counter suit to replenish the botox fund has been dropped.
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Amber Portwood Pulled Girl’s Hair In IHOP Fight
Stay classy, Amber Portwood. What is it about IHOP/ McDonalds/ WalMart or wherever that makes otherwise placid trash lose their minds? There are so many of these videos where some excitable 20-something is swinging their d**k around because it’s not like everyone has a camera phone and this stuff’s going to live forever on the Internet. This week’s Star reports Portwood was caught on camera getting into a nasty fist-fight with a stranger in Indiana. ‘[Amber] was drunk, and there was another girl in the restaurant who had been drinking too and apparently said something about Amber to her friend,’ a source tells the magazine. ‘Amber instigated the fight. She told the girl, ‘You don’t know anything about me! I’m gonna whup your a$$!’ They just attacked each other. There were a couple punches thrown and hair pulling, then they were separated.’
Brooke Mueller: Intent To Distribute Cocaine?
Oh dear. Nearly two years ago, Brooke Mueller and her ex-husband, Charlie Sheen, got into a coke-paddy in Aspen. This weekend, Mueller allegedly got into another fight in Aspen and was allegedly caught with cocaine. According to People.com, ‘On Dec. 2, 2011, at 11:32 p.m., officers with the Aspen Police Department were on a routine walk through at the [music venue] Belly Up, Aspen when they contacted a woman who reported an assault. The woman identified Brooke Mueller, 34, as the aggressor… After midnight, December 3, 2011, Aspen police located Mueller at Escobar [nightclub]. Mueller was arrested and charged with assault in the third degree, a class one misdemeanor, and possession of cocaine with intent to distribute, a class four felony. Mueller posted bond of $11,000 and was released with a District Court date of December 19, 2011.’ According to subsequent reports, Sheen paid her bail. Sources tell People Mueller cannot stay sober: ‘Brooke can’t stay sober on her own… Maybe this [arrest] will force her to go into a treatment center for a long stay. Thirty-day rehabs won’t work for her. Her family has been trying to get her to do this, now maybe the court will force her to get the help she needs! She has enough family to take care of the kids while she’s away.’ Mueller’s rep, Steve Honig, the same guy who reps for Lindsay Lohan said: ‘We are declining comment [However] I think anyone who is truly a friend of Brooke’s would not be spending their time talking anonymously and behind her back to the media. I seriously question the validity of any comments made by these people alleging to be friends with Brooke.’
Lindsay Lohan Cut Out The Crack Shenanigans
Lindsay Lohan has convinced the living people at the morgue that she’s a class act. The corpses are yet to be won over. It’s being reported by Lohan family-mouthpiece TMZ.com, that Lohan has been light on the crack shenanigans, heavy on the ‘Yes sir, no sir,’ using her grown-up outside voice. The general consensus, at the time of Lohan’s most-recent court hearing, was that she was given enough time and conditions on her probation that she would NEVER be able to complete in compliance; that she would miss dates, be late, make excuses, and return to glorified escorting. Everyone at the morgue has been busy eating dosed peace-muffins, so her rep typed some complimentary words for them. According to TMZ: ‘[Lindsay is] WAY ahead of schedule. Lohan has already completed 10 of her 12 required morgue duty shifts [with] another three weeks to spare [ahead of] the Dec. 14 deadline. Lindsay has a [very] good reputation at the morgue; polite, hard-working and never complains about the work.’





