Charlie Sheen has been channeling his inner Chris Brown and getting slap-happy on his wife, Brooke Mueller. Domestic violence is the Christmas gift that keeps on giving. The has-been wrapped his fist in a pretty pink bow, as a gift to his wifey. Little did he know that she was allergic to being slapped and [...]
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Mary J. Blige Punches Husband Kendu Isaacs
Mary J. Blige is in the Christmas spirit and spreading her unique brand of cheer. It’s not a brand you’re going to want to experience for yourself, but she’s full of the spirit alright. The NY Post is reporting that Blige smacked her husband Kendu Isaacs in the face at her record release party at [...]
Britney Upset About Extended Conservatorship
Britney Spears will be spending her Christmas chained to the radiator in my basement, along with Prostitot Cyrus, Amy Wino, and MooMoo Carey’s half-dead photoshoppers. Okay, I jest, she’ll be in her father’s basement not mine. The stringy-weaved singer is still under the control of her dungeon-master daddy.
She may not still be ill with the [...]
Vanessa Hudgens Naked Photos Get a Site Sued
Vanessa Hudgens‘ naked titties and ass would like to ask you to stop posting their photos. The now 21-year-old actress is suing a website MoeJackson.com for refusing to remove the leaked naked pictures of her from a few months back. The 2009 leak of her naked booty was met with an interesting response…
If I were [...]
Amy Winehouse Arrested, Charged with Assault
It has come early for Christmas and you can’t wrap it in a bow… Amy Winehouse is the gift that keeps on giving. Wino has been charged with assault, after allegedly kicking someone. She needs to drop her ex-husband and get with greasy toofs Pete Doherty. The two were recently arrested for back-assward crimes and [...]
Steven Tyler in Rehab for Painkiller Addiction
Steven Tyler has been popping prescription meds like I pop Jelly Babies. This Christmas I’ve been going all out, mushing them up and stuffing the paste into my mouf fist-fulls at a time. Tyler has been doing the same thing, except his addiction got him buggin’ and in need of treatment in a posh celebrity [...]
