Lindsay Lohan spent less than five-hours in jail Sunday night through Monday morning. Jail officials admitted beforehand she’d be out so quickly there’d be no time to change her clothes. She wasn’t even there long enough to eat anything. Moreover, the only reason she spent hours and not minutes in jail is a slight booking [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Released After 4.5 Hours In Jail
Lindsay Lohan was booked into Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA Sunday at 8:48 p.m. PST. As reported earlier, this was the waste of taxpayer money recidivist theater where Lohan would literally be in the facility long enough to be booked before her release. This is the sentence Lohan chose for herself, that included weeks [...]
Justin Bieber Will Take DNA Test, Sue Accuser
Justin Bieber will take a DNA test to disprove his paternity of Mariah Yeater’s baby. There have been so many stories about the Bieber Baby that it’s hard to keep up. But, in short: Yeater claimed, with no proof, that Bieber was her son’s father; her lawyer’s bought it, they ran to Star and CNN [...]
Oh… Lindsay Lohan Will Be Out In MINUTES
That was a big ball of nothing that amounted to Lindsay Lohan picking her sentence, getting paltry jail time, and surrendering at her pleasure in the next week so she has time to fulfil the remainder of her contractually-obliged Playboy work. TMZ.com notes Lohan didn’t have to surrender immediately because lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley asked [...]
Lindsay Lohan Early For Community Service
Lindsay Lohan’s rep Steve Honig is now confirming her every bowel movement at the LA County Morgue. Last week, after a failure to show on time, Lohan was 85 minutes early. She did a (near) million dollar four-day full-frontal Playboy shoot, Saturday through Tuesday, to which she brought her sister, and she returned to community [...]
Is Lindsay Lohan Exploited By Enabler Friends?
Last week, Lindsay Lohan’s crack-pupils darted frantically around a Los Angeles County Superior Court room where she was reprimanded and her probation revoked for crack-shenanigans in the first degree. Her lawyer tried to get the 25-year-old off on a series of technicalities but, luckily, Judge Stefanie Saunter wasn’t an excitable star-f**ker looking to get Lohan off in [...]
