The burglars of Paris Hilton’s home are a rather thoughtful and observant bunch of criminals. The gang of teenagers, who robbed the home of Paris Hilton, are said to have targeted the heiress because they assumed she was dumb. Before you ask me, no, I have no idea why this is back in the news. [...]
Posts under ‘Celebrity Justice’
It’d Be Easier if Michael Lohan Stayed in Jail
Michael Lohan went and got himself arrested for the exact same thing as back in December 2009. He called some chick on the telephone and got his ass thrown in jail, again. Mainly because the chick was his ex, Erin Muller, and she still has a protective order barring him from making contact. For some [...]
Brittany Murphy’s Husband to Sue Warner Bros
I don’t usually report on things like this. But I make a point to post whenever I read a report and it makes me do this. Last Thursday it was reported that the husband of the late Brittany Murphy, Simon Monjack, appeared on The Today Show where he addressed allegations that his wife died of [...]
Amy Winehouse Pleads Guilty To Assault Charge
Amy Winehouse pleaded guilty today, to the charge of Bump-It and self tan overuse. Nah, I’m just playing. She actually pleaded guilty to smacking someone around the face. The incident happened during the Christmas period, at a pantomime performance, at a Berkshire playhouse. According to reports released only moments ago, Wino appeared in Milton Keynes [...]
Britney Spears using Bodyguards’ Money to Shop
Britney Spears is being accused of using her peroxide-soaked brainsicle to work around her conservatorship. The lip syncer is being accused by TMZ of cheating her way around the legal smack-down. She is pretty much not allowed to scratch her own butt without asking someone’s permission first, so it’s not surprising that she is bored. [...]
Lohan’s Driver May be Sued Over Car Accident
Lindsay Lohan was at the scene of a car accident on Sunday. The sometime actress and her aggressive driver must have either been tweeting at the wheel or doing a bunch of blow or something, but they were distracted enough to get in a nasty accident. The assistant/ driver, who is now a person of [...]
