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Anna Nicole Smith’s Lawyer Boyfriend is Guilty

The former lawyer, reality show co-star, and boyfriend of the late Anna Nicole Smith has been found guilty of conspiracy for feeding the prescription drug-addiction that eventually killed her. Specifically, he’s guilty of obtaining medications in his own name. Wow. Oddly, I never saw this coming. We all know people who conspire to provide copious amounts of prescription drugs to celebrities don’t usually go down for it; hence Michael Jackson’s doctor walking around free over a year after the singer’s death. A Los Angeles Superior Court 12-person (six man, six woman) jury made the decision over several days (68 hours, I believe). After two months of testimony. Howard K. Stern faced nine felony counts. He was convicted on two counts. Stern returns for sentencing January 6. He wasn’t the only one who learned his fate. One of Smith’s doctors, Khristine Eroshevich, was convicted on four counts of conspiracy but acquitted of two. Another doctor, Sandeep Kapoor, was acquitted of all six of his charges.

Image credit to Gawker. Story People magazine, Gawker, TMZ 1,2.

Lindsay Lohan to Remain in Rehab Until January

Lindsay Lohan has not been sent back to jail for 30 days, as most, even her own parents, were expecting. So the DA did not get its wish of seeing Lohan in county jail for ’180 days’ of which she’d have served less than 30. The actress did not leave the Betty Ford Clinic last night, as initially reported. She left at around 4AM today accompanied by medical professionals. She was spotted going into a Starbucks at an hour so early in the morning it would have made Britney Spears blush. She, Dina Lohan, and lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley, arrived to the hearing 25 minutes before the 8:30AM PST start time. Her estranged father was also there. Not that she stopped to talk to him. He sat on the opposite side of the court to Lohan’s mother. Those watching outside, with no cameras being allowed in the courtroom, said Lohan arrived looking like heck. Judge Elden Fox, who sent Lohan to jail just to spite her last time despite that not being the recommended action, went easier on her today. Seemingly impressed by her progress, the judge sent her back to her rehab and said he did not want ‘a train wreck’ in his court and thought further treatment, not jail, was the answer. In reaction, Lohan cried and thanked Fox. The judge also said ‘You are an addict… I hope you understand that.’ Lohan nodded in agreement. At 9:52AM PST Lohan left the courthouse. She was without those with whom she’d come; instead followed by some Betty Ford minders. She’s probably headed straight back to rehab. Assuming she’s taking this remotely seriously, that’s probably a sound decision. Though, as Elton John put it, she’d be better off ditching her family of ‘enablers’ and going to a rehab ‘boot camp’ that didn’t have ‘televisions and a swimming pool.’ Word. Lohan will have no further jail time. She must remain in rehab until at least January 3, 2011. This is to ensure there are no relapses over the holiday or New Year period. Lohan wore her SCRAM in court. It will come off soon. However, she will be subject to drug testing in between her release and her court date. Lohan is due back in court on February 25, 2011. Thoughts?

Above and below are stills I grabbed from the recorded TMZ feed of her arrival.

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Christina Aguilera Filed Divorce Petition Today

Following news that Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman have broken-up after five years and a two-year-old son, Max Bratman, Aguilera has filed for divorce. The split has become official. The divorce papers follow Aguilera’s very short statement confirming that the couple have split but remain committed to raising their son (or some such predictable spiel). In news release a few minutes ago on TMZ, Aguilera cites irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split. In a divorce petition filed today the date for the split is listed as September 11, 2010. There is a prenup, which asks the ‘earnings and accumulations of [Aguilera] before marriage, during marriage and from and after the date of separation’ be considered separate property. Aguilera, represented by Laura Wasser, wants joint legal and physical custody of their son together, though she wants to terminate Bratman’s ability to get child support from her.

The rumours of why they split point to Aguilera cheating on Bratman, though her camp is refusing to comment on that story. Who might she have cheated with?

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story TMZ.

Another Intruder Caught at Paris Hilton’s Home

There’s a party at Paris Hilton’s house and every one is invited. The 29-year-old heiress is the most popular stalking victim in Hollywood. With her going to the trouble of standing around naked, for no reason, in public, it’s no wonder. No one does more to attract the local crazies than she. Her hard work and poor security are paying off with a second intruder in as many months being caught at Hilton’s home. This one also got past the security detail and any fences and cameras to rode up to her home and knocked on the door. After suspect James Rainford knocked like he was delivering pizza, the private security got around to investigating. And not because they actually wanted pizza. Rainford, riding a bike, was apprehended despite resisting. Rainford was held until the LAPopo arrived and took him into custody at a local station, where he was questioned. He’s currently on $2,000 bail held for battery charges. No one got that pizza.

Image credit Flynet Pictures. Story Pop Eater and TMZ.

Singer Natalie Mejia Pled Guilty to Coke Charge

Singer of almost popular Girlicious, Natalie Mejia, the girl group formed by Robin Antin on television when Antin was even more hell-bent on creating a second Pussycat Dolls on a show too cheap to change sets from when the women themselves shot in the same studio (too cheap to change production and too cheap to just splash out on full-out cloning… sounds about right), has pled guilty to a cocaine charge. After being caught with a bunch of cocaine in her purse and arrested in Glendale, CA on March 10, Paris Hilton-style, but with a far larger amount than Hilton, Mejia admits the coke purse was hers. For being caught with more than a dozen bags of the substance during a traffic stop, Mejia pled guilty to felony drug possession in L.A. County Superior Court. She won’t go to jail and the judgment was deferred; if she avoids being arrested for 18 months, the charge will be wiped from her record. Remember that bull charge that’s caught you a case, the charge nothing like as bad as this, you should have been caught with cocaine. It’s apparently a lesser charge that won’t stick with you for life.

Don’t Pet Sniffer Dogs When Carrying Marijuana


For those who don’t know him, this is one of May’s old comedy shows (NSFW).

Ralphie May was busted on a pot charge in Guam airport after petting a sniffer dog. This sounds like a punchline to one of the stand-up comedian’s own jokes. And it’s probably too good a line to avoid it becoming just that. May, who won Last Comic Standing, has a license to carry medical marijuana, and accidentally left some in his bag during a flight to Guam. Of how he got caught, May said, ‘When I got to baggage claim, I actually walked up to the dog. I petted Nickey, the beautiful shepherd mix, and she sat down. That indicates to the handler that I had marijuana on me. I didn’t know that, I just thought that dog loved me. Then another dog came over and it sat down as well and I petted that dog too.’ May’s penalty was a small fine because his stash was less than an ounce, ‘The customs agents said they knew I didn’t mean to smuggle drugs… cause no drug smuggler would be stupid enough to walk up to the dogs and pet them.’