Because my faith in the legal system wasn’t damaged enough, and she would pretty much have to commit murder before anyone would give her any jail time, Paris Hilton is not going to see the inside of a prison cell for being caught red nosed, with cocaine, by the popo. Hilton will, instead of any [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Has Tested Positive for Cocaine
…uh, of course she has. Jesus take the wheel. This is so stupid, it’s almost too much at this hour on a Friday. Lindsay Lohan, it was revealed earlier in news I was initially determined to ignore, has failed a drug test in her criminal case. She also had the nerve to deny the utter [...]
Lady Gaga and Kim Kardashian are Suing Mad
Lady Gaga and Kim Kardashian are both taking legal action against the makers of sex dolls with their likenesses. A few weeks ago, there were pictures of a ‘Lady Gag Gag Love Doll’ that ‘loves it when you poke her face’, uhuh, and now there’s a Kim Kardashian look-a-like doll, complete with racially loaded taglines [...]
Britney Spears Exposes Herself for Two 7 Ups
Legal papers filed by Britney Spears’ ex-bodyguard have proved what I’ve been saying since I opened this site (I didn’t manage to use the words vagina, masturbate, indecent exposure, or 7 Up, but you know that’s what I meant). Fernando Flores has re-surfaced, after already making headlines when some similar claims were alleged and thrown [...]
Karissa Shannon Would Like Some Attention Too
It has already been established, by more than one source who was annoyed at paying the story any attention, that any sex tapes initially on the market of Spencer Pratt and wife Heidi Montag never existed. That isn’t to say they never recorded any. More so that the alleged tapes involved in the deal with [...]
John Travolta Drops Extortion Case Charges
John Travolta, who will be father to a second son with his 47-year-old wife Kelly Preston (they’re not having twins despite rumours), has decided to drop the charges against the pair who tried to extort him in the wake of his first son’s death. In January 2009, Jett Travolta passed away following a seizure, age [...]
