Michael Lohan is tugging at my heartstrings again. If he keeps this up, I’m going to be forced to pack my hobo bag and fly to LA and demand that he adopt me. I should imagine that my own family would see that as further reason to cast me out, and frankly… I won’t blame [...]
Posts under ‘Celebrity Justice’
David Beckham Sues Over Cheating Allegations
David Beckham has filed a lawsuit in which he fights back against cheating claims. The claims that probably aren’t even true. Hence the hooker waiting three years and then squealing to In Touch Weekly and not TMZ (thank you, Rachel Uchitel for setting a higher whore standard). It was alleged mid-last week that Beckham cheated [...]
Lindsay Lohan to Bail out of Jail & Get a SCRAM
Put your hands up if you’re sick of this to-ing and fro-ing *raises hand*. This is getting ridiculous and now I’m kicking myself for thinking this coke-addicted tramp would be in jail for more than a few hours. Despite assurances from Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore that Lindsay Lohan ‘cannot be released early… because this isn’t [...]
Lindsay Lohan Handcuffed & Held Without Bail
So, I managed to bum $5 off a fellow blogger to put toward sending Judge Elden Fox a muffin basket, for doing his job, today. Any one else want in? If we put together enough funds, we can probably send Fox a celebratory hooker to go with the muffins. That’s always a nice touch. Lindsay [...]
Portia de Rossi is Now Legally Portia DeGeneres
Portia de Rossi, half of one of my favourite celebrity couples, has changed her surname. The wife of Ellen DeGeneres, to whom she became married August 2008 (during the five-month window in which gay marriage was legal in CA), makes the change as last month’s petition to do so has been approved by the courts. [...]
Lindsay Lohan Twitter Admission of Drug Use
Lindsay Lohan may have grown up a little bit. Sort of. Finally. And, by that, I mean she’s somewhere in between wanting to get better/ not being able to resist the urge to screw her [insert number and multiply by the amount of coke on her person at this time] chance. The actress, in news [...]
