If Tara Reid is the ghost of Christmas future, Amanda Bynes is the ghost of Lindsay Lohan’s Christmas past. Or the ghost of bumps past. I guess. I, and everyone else, spent the past month parsing Bynes’ devolution while comparing the 26-year-old to a pre-2006 Lohan. With Lohan, there were negligible warning signs except for the crotch-flashing. The tandem arrests just sort of came out of nowhere. So… I suppose it’s a good thing that Bynes is drunk-driving into cop cars then mounting the curb. Because how else would we know to watch for mug shots two through six? Except don’t say that s**t to her face, because Bynes isn’t even crack-stealing yet. GIVE HER A CHANCE. A source tells RadarOnline.com: ‘Amanda thinks its extremely unfair that people are calling her the new Lindsay Lohan. Comparisons between the two are just ridiculous as Amanda has never been arrested for drug possession or for stealing anything. Yes, she got arrested for a DUI, but that doesn’t mean that she is headed down the same road as Lindsay. Amanda doesn’t harbor any negative feelings towards Lindsay, she doesn’t even know her, she just thinks it’s sexist that the two are being compared. Men in Hollywood that get arrested for DUI’s don’t face the same scrutiny that women do and that is what really irks Amanda.’
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Amanda Bynes Probably Needs To Enter Rehab
Forgetting that weeks at a spa with the word ‘rehab’ in its name is the quickest way to get the world off your case so you can resume partying, it’s reported that Amanda Bynes is refusing treatment for her suspected alcohol issues. This is the drinking problem that doesn’t exist because Bynes’ father said so in People Magazine in the most sincere display of parental enabling since the Lohans.
Sources tell Page Six that Bynes is refusing the best advice of friends and her manager because her dad thinks she’s cool. With concerns about driving drunk and texting while driving, a source told P6: ‘She is not the same girl as she was a year ago. She is just doing whatever she wants to. do. Friends are concerned because she is not the Amanda they know.’ Another source tells Radar Online: ‘Amanda has been in a downward spiral for the last six months. Even though her dad publicly said she doesn’t drink, he knows she has a problem. It’s truly sad to witness. Amanda has been told she must go to rehab, but she is refusing.’
George Zimmerman 2nd Degree Murder Charge
I’d been reading about this case for weeks, although I had blithely assumed it would never come to fruition because one gathers shooting someone is legal in Florida so long as you FINISH HIM. I’d been reading the regurgitation of Storm Front talking points from sites that should know better. I read about Spike Lee and others tweeting a random address, purporting to be George Zimmerman’s location, which nearly got a random couple killed. I read that Zimmerman set up a site asking for donations. And I read that his lawyers abandoned him, after they lost him. I was all ‘Yeah, he’ll never be charged.’ But shut my mouth, because the decision has been made to charge Zimmerman. Hence the new mug shot photo taken yesterday when he was booked with the second degree murder of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin. Zimmerman handed himself in to authorities Wednesday. The 28-year-old committed the alleged crime February 26 in Sanford, FL although one suspects he’s only being charged because of the outcry. Zimmerman’s old mug shot is below, and dude’s lost a lot of weight, right?
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Amanda Bynes Is ‘Lost’ & Drinking Regularly?
Yesterday, I had a brief conversation with a Twitter follower to the tune of ‘Yeah, you’re right, she’s 26-years-old and her daddy’s lying to People Magazine about her sobriety.’ During another conversation on Facebook, I replied: ‘Yeah, Bynes was at The Standard Hotel Thursday and Lindsay Lohan might have been at home with ice cream and Netflix. It’s plausible it’s Bynes who assaulted that woman. We’ll see…’ And that’s about the long and short of it. There’s at least one TMZ.com video showing friends holding up an inebriated-looking Bynes as they exited a club. Another video shows a TMZ cameraman begging enablers to stop Bynes driving when she appears drunk again. And the website is blatantly calling her on it, suggesting a drinking problem that requires treatment. I concur. She needs help aside from daddy’s hand-holding. Other sources have since run to People about Bynes, claiming that she’s become lost since she stopped working regularly: ‘This DUI was definitely just a serious lapse in judgment. She hit a wall personally and professionally [in 2008] … I think she’s been a little lost since then.’ Another source adds: ‘[She] was raised in the industry and came up in the industry, so she has kind of a twisted head space in terms of social groups.’
Wook Thinks Kim Kardashian Is Rushing In
With Khloe Kardashian being the voice of reason, it’s reported she’s concerned her sister is rushing into another relationship. Moreover, there’s a concern the fauxmance for ratings/ iTunes sales could damage Kim Kardashian’s position in the divorce filing. I don’t know about that, I don’t think pimp-momager approved trips to FAO Schwarz and lyrics about getting Kris Humphries fired from the NJ Nets are admissible. Except, perhaps, Kanye West admitting in Theraflu that he’d ‘loved’ Kardashian since before her wedding gives some credence to allegations of an affair (I guess album sales and viewing figures for West’s guest appearances on KUWTK are better PR than sinking Humphries in court). In any case, a source tells RadarOnline.com Wook is concerned: ‘Khloe just wishes that Kim wouldn’t get involved with anyone for at least a year. Kim isn’t even divorced yet and Khloe is extremely worried that Kris is going to try and attempt to use her new relationship as ammunition to score a bigger settlement. Khloe doesn’t want her sister to get hurt again and she is extremely concerned about cheating allegations that have been made against Kanye in the past. Kim is extremely vulnerable, and the last thing she needs is to have her heart broken.’
Slow wants to know whether the wedding shill money was spent on West: ‘Kris absolutely wants to know if Kim spent money on Kanye while he was married to her. If Kim took Kanye out to dinner, bought him any gifts, etc., Kris wants to know how much she spent, if anything at all. Under the law in California, Kris is legally entitled to that money and he deserves it, if it can be proven.’
Amanda Bynes Was ‘Emotional’ Not ‘Drunk’
Asserting that it’s everyone else’s fault that she got arrested for DUI after swiping a police car, Amanda Bynes and her family maintain that she’s innocent of the charges because she doesn’t even drink (similarly, Lindsay Lohan claims to be innocent of Thursday’s assault charge because she was ‘at home watching TV’ that night). I overlooked Bynes’ arrest because of the Easter weekend. However, this is still a thing because of the denials and the mug shot. So, I’ll address the rebuttals and claims that Bynes is basically being smeared and framed. Asserting that his little angel doesn’t drink, despite video on TMZ.com appearing to show Bynes driving drunk before, Bynes’ father, Rick, tells People Magazine: ‘She was not drunk. I was told that she blew a zero on the Breathalyzer. She didn’t have a single drink that night. My daughter doesn’t drink. [She was arrested because] she was upset and very emotional,’ he continues, blaming the cop for pulling out in front of his daughter. ‘She is a good girl. She just chooses not to work, and because of that, people go after her.’ Page Six reports that Bynes has since hired attorney Richard Hutton who represented Paris Hilton’s and Prison Break actor Lane Garrison’s DUI cases (in the latter of which, people were killed).





