Posts under ‘Celebrity Justice’

Dane Cook’s brother/business manager was arrested yesterday, for stealing millions of dollars from the comedian [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to reports from TMZ:
Darryl McCauleym – who was in charge of Cook’s financial affairs since the 90s – was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery. Authorities say [...]

Actor, Matt Dillon, has been arrested for speeding. The 44-year-old was pulled over in Newbury, Vt., on Tuesday, after state troopers clocked him driving 106 mph in a 65 mph zone [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to People:
Dillon, who was driving a rented 2009 Chevy Impala, was taken to a station in nearby Bradford, where he was photographed, [...]

I KNEW IT - UK Cosmopolitan magazine’s January issue interview with Scarlett Johansson, where she finally opens up about husband Ryan Reynolds, was ALL LIES! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
According to a statement obtained by E! News: 
“Johansson has at no point granted UK Cosmopolitan an interview, and she has never discussed her personal relationships with the publication. - Ms. Johansson, who goes [...]

Well, I guess that should be one of Brit Brit Spears’ idiot ex-husbands, Jason Alexander, has been booked for a DUI [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
‘Not K-Fed’ is currently behind bars – after being arrested for ASShattery and douchiness, in the first degree. There may also have been a drinking charge in there as well, but [...]

There are rumours surfacing today that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are fighting like cat and well another cat (too tired to make jokes about p*ssy) and the couple are reportedly in relationship counselling [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
HoHan and SamRo’s reverse-Siamese-twinsy surgery seems to have worked a treat.
As you may know, these ho’s were born [...]