Halle Berry spent the entire end of last year in assorted disoriented states of crazy in which she basically ruined her personal image. Well, for the most part anyway. When I previously thought of Berry, I was all like, ‘Hip: Waist ratio’, or ‘Boobies.’ Now, I’m like, ‘One woman race war with herself and alleged [...]
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Halle Berry Drops Play Due To Custody Issues
Halle Berry has dropped a Broadway play because of her ongoing custody issues; issues, and related crazy, about which I’d forgotten. Lest we forget, Berry spent the end of last year starting a one-woman race war with herself and engaging in a p**sing match with Gabriel Aubry (with whom, according to a statement at the [...]
Matthew Rutler Was Under Limit So DUI Dropped
I guess it’s pretty hard to pin charges on someone for being a drunk-ass, when they weren’t even legally that drunk. Matthew Rutler, 25, was pulled over and arrested in March on suspicion of driving drunk; Christina Aguilera, 30, was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. At the time of her arrest, the [...]
Shakira Clarifies There Was No Ring Theft At All
Because watching videos all the way through is hard, it was widely reported that a jewellery theft was committed against Shakira and it was caught on camera. In a report that I ignored, because it seemed asinine (and because computer problems mean I can’t hear videos on the system I’m temporarily using), it was claimed [...]
Paris Hilton Denies Saying She Hates Black Men
Paris Hilton has spoken out to deny a quote, from earlier in the week, saying she met Vin Diesel in her teens and stopped making out with him once she realised he may be ‘one per cent’ Black. The quotes in question were from author Neil Strauss, who I did point out may be selling [...]
Chris Brown Allegedly Smashed Window At GMA
Chris Brown had an angry freakout during my nap time, because the mouth to hell always opens somewhere in between my napping and waking up to open my juice box. I’m gonna say two things 1) I’m not surprised I woke up to find Brown had been accused of another violent outburst, because, well, he’s [...]
