The 16 & Pregnant/ Teen Mom franchises are second only to Disney in the rate at which they can ruin a young life. Previously, the only choices you had as the parent of an unloved child were beauty pageants or The Mickey Mouse Club. Today, with the advent of all these newfangled shows on the [...]
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Amber Portwood Loses Custody Of Her Daughter
Amber Portwood has lost primary custody of her baby because of the actions of third-parties. The Teen Mom reality star was previously accused of several forms of abuse towards the baby’s father that were said to have taken place in front of their two-year-old. There was some child-rearing in there somewhere, I guess, because this [...]
Lindsay Lohan Probably Won’t Go Back To Jail
Lindsay Lohan’s breasts are going to heal the world. As we learned when she arrived at the orientation for community service at a women’s center wearing a sheer shirt and no bra. Because no one can see your breasts in an orange jump suit, no matter how much you ice your nipples, the powers that [...]
Lindsay Lohan Community Service Orientation
Lindsay Lohan fast-tracked her community service. Because time spent helping the less-fortunate negates the need for Rita Hayworth posters and pointy objects purchased with smokes. Lohan was sentenced to 120 days in jail, of which it’s confirmed she’ll spend three weeks or less behind bars. The 24-year-old was also sentenced to 480 hours of community [...]
Lindsay Lohan To Plead No Contest To Theft
Lindsay Lohan will plead no contest to her charges. Which means lawyer Shawn Champman Holley will go back to Judge Stephanie Sautner as early as this week to enter the plea. And, by the tally I’m keeping on my fingers, Lohan should be somewhere between kissing her lawyer’s feet and paying her in Sundaes. Truth [...]
Was Lindsay Lohan Blindsided By Jail Sentence?
Lindsay Lohan, who evidently has been unsuccessful getting everyone to just call her ‘Lindsay,’ has the nerve to be angry about her jail sentence. On Friday afternoon, about 30 seconds after I stopped caring and became singularly-focused on my Easter egg, Lohan was given jail time. The judge in her case reduced the charges themselves [...]
