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Lindsay Lohan ended up at whatever rehabilitation center she damned well pleased by asking Siri which one was located closest to her dealer. She ended up back at the same Betty Ford clinic where she previously assaulted one of the staff members for which the court settled because it wasn’t worth the shenanigans to move her again. She claimed to be happy there, telling PEOPLE.com it’s great because she’s already friendly with the staff whom she hasn’t yet assaulted. Except she’s suddenly miserable, this week, because the same rehab won’t let her do prescription drugs she doesn’t really need. According to TMZ.com, Lohan is already planning her great escape because she wants to be able to self-medicate with Adderall while she’s supposed to be coming down from all the other drugs she’s doing. Moreover, the doctors suspect she’s not using it for its prescribed purpose: ‘Betty Ford’s doctors almost NEVER give anyone over the age of 15 the powerful drug, because the docs believe there are plenty of substitute meds for ADHD that do the trick without the addictive qualities inherent in the drug. And, we’re told, the doctors are well aware many people — especially Hollywood types — misuse Adderall as a weight-control drug.’

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In a battle of who is more delusional, Lindsay Lohan gave a print interview with Piers Morgan about how cocaine and booze aren’t even that great but ecstasy and weed actually live up to the hype. She claimed, right before going into two different rehabs, that she was not an alcoholic nor was she a junkie. And yet according to the kinds of sources who go through the trash outside of rehab, Lohan is already picking the locks and telling anyone who will listen that she doesn’t need to be there anyway. ‘Lindsay is already begging to switch out of Betty Ford,’ claims a source. ‘She has been complaining to everyone that will listen that she doesn’t want to be there and that it isn’t the best place for her.’ And because the original choice of rehab in the Hamptons wasn’t enough, she’s asking to move again. ‘Lindsay says she wants to go to either a treatment center in Hawaii, Crossroad Centre in Antigua, or even Lukens Institute in Florida.’

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Lindsay Lohan was supposed to get an easy ride at the Hamptons spa that passes for rehab and so of course she checked into a rehab in California instead, without facing any immediate consequences. And you’ll never guess what she was doing while Lionel Hutz was lying about her whereabouts and giving the courts an inaccurate time of check-in… she was checking herself out illegally and going shopping. According to reports on Thursday, Lohan picked her own rehab in another city and while the court was reviewing her shenanigans the actress was checking herself out of the facility she wasn’t supposed to be attending in the first place. The facility is not even court-approved. Moreover, it’s as shady as Hutz’s ambulance-chasing and the center has no licence to perform rehabilitative treatment anymore because its licence was revoked. According to the New York Daily News, she only gave it a few minutes and then ‘She told people there that she didn’t need rehab.’ TMZ.com adds, prosecutors are currently seeking a warrant for Lohan’s arrest if she doesn’t return to rehab within hours.