Amy Grindhouse Rotating Header Image

Posts under ‘Celebrity Justice’

LeAnn Rimes Is Afraid Of Brandi Glanville?

May 15th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
7 comments

According to a new report, LeAnn Rimes is considering taking out a restraining order against Brandi Glanville. Because Glanville is ’bout dat life,’ man, and fills Tinklefeet with the fear that should have stopped her banging some one else’s husband in the first place. In a recent interview, Glanville said she feared she could ‘kill’ Rimes. Only to backpedal on Twitter, clarifying, ‘THE 1ST TIME I saw my THEN 2 n a half yr old Jake sit n LR’s lap as I walked on the soccer field my blood was boil n & I wanted to hurt her.’ But the same story claims Glanville is basically a hit and a shallow grave away from ending this thing, with a caveat about her kids living off Rimes’ money because Rimes and Eddie Cibrian don’t have a prenup. ‘Good!’ Glanville exclaimed. ‘My kids’ futures will be taken care of if that’s true.’ And now Celebuzz.com sources (Rimes herself, probably) claim the singer is ‘haunted’ by what she feels is a threat: ‘Brandi has told LeAnn to her face multiple times that she would kill her if she could. LeAnn is scared of Brandi and believes she is unstable. LeAnn’s own mother is concerned for her daughter’s safety too and regularly calls her to tell her so.’ I can’t. I just can’t.

The Remix: John Travolta Felt Up A Peasant?

May 9th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
No comments yet

I literally titled yesterday’s post ‘This Again…’ Not because of John Travolta spamming the personals in the Village Voice but because Accuser #1 in the ‘Come On Dude, I’ll Jerk You Off’ saga reminded me of that time Travolta  broke rules one and two at a bathhouse spa. Today, Travolta has become the Tiger Woods of I’ll smell your d**k, if you smell mine. Because another masseur has come forward. A second, unnamed male accuser filed a $2 million sexual battery lawsuit against Travolta Tuesday in California, and claims to have ‘substantial documentation and numerous witnesses regarding the substance of Travolta’s actions.’ The first (unnamed) guy whom Travolta allegedly bad touched claims to feel vindicated by the new claims saying: ‘Having a second person come forward and say that he went through the same thing makes me feel vindicated.’

This Again: John Travolta Felt Up A Peasant?

May 8th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
No comments yet

It’s claimed that John Travolta tried to live his masseur dreams vicariously through a random dude found in the fancy section of the Yellow Pages (also found under ‘NSA’ on Craig’s List). The actor reportedly scheduled a massage for $200, expecting Jennifer Love Hewitt with a penis because that price buys you a place on The Client List. Except no one told the random doing the massage because he didn’t appreciate the alleged grab and massage of his genitals by Travolta. Although the fap without lube never happened anywhere except the accuser’s head, because Travolta denies it ever happened. Which means he never mouthed: ‘Let me do a reverse massage… Come on dude, I’ll jerk you off!’ The unnamed man filed a lawsuit seeking $2 million plus punitive damages. Travolta’s rep responded with a statement: ‘This lawsuit is a complete fiction and fabrication. None of the events claimed in the suit ever occurred. The plaintiff, who refuses to give their name, knows that the suit is a baseless lie… On the date when plaintiff claims John met him, John was not in California and it can be proved that he was on the East Coast. Plaintiff’s attorney has filed this suit to try and get his 15 minutes of fame. John intends to get this case thrown out and then he will sue the attorney and Plaintiff for malicious prosecution’

LINKS FROM AROUND THE WEB
 

People Got Away With Crimes This Weekend

May 7th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
No comments yet

Lindsay Lohan and the woman who stole Lindsay Lohan’s playbook (and who’s going to need Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer) got away with crimes this weekend because the California legal system has since dropped the pretense that vehicular crimes are worth investigating. First, the real Lohan’s alleged hit-and-run back in March. During which time there’s been only a perfunctory investigation and little attempt to gather evidence or statements. Under the loose assumption ‘Nah, she’d never do that’ the charges against Lohan were dropped this weekend, after it was decided by prosecutors the accusing witness (the guy she supposedly ran into) was not credible. In other ‘Nah,’ news, Amanda Bynes is still on chapter one of the playbook which means she’s still on smaller crimes like sideswiping cars while allegedly under the influence. Although, we can only conjecture about this weekend’s incident because she wasn’t even breathalyzed. Trying to pass another car in Hollywood on Friday, Bynes hit and run at which time an LAPD helicopter and ‘a total of six police cars arrived on the scene and made contact with Bynes,’ according to reports. Bynes told police she didn’t realise she hit anyone and ‘It turned out the damage to the pick-up truck was so minor that it was very plausible she had no idea that she hit anyone. Because of that, we decided not to charge her with hit and run, took a traffic report instead and sent her on her way. There were no arrests made and no one was injured.’ She got away with hitting someone. The only charge she’ll face is misdemeanor ‘failure to take a chemical test’ for drunkenly swiping the cop car, for which there’s no significant penalty except hours in jail or losing her license for a year.

Kris Humphries Just Realised That Kimye Is Fake

Apr 26th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
2 comments

Kris Humphries only just realised that his estranged wife is faking a relationship with Whichever Rich Black Guy Is Around At The Time because MONIES. So she doesn’t have to go back to making porn. RadarOnline.com reports that Humphries wants to know whether Kimye is contrived for ratings because it goes toward the credibility of his fraud case: ‘The crux of Kris’ case for annulment is that Kim married him under fraudulent pretenses and did it for her reality show. Team Humphries wants to know if producers of the Kardashian reality shows were in contact with Kanye West prior to the new couple dating or going public with their relationship and what those conversations consisted of. When did Kim develop romantic feelings for Kanye and why after publicly stating she wouldn’t feature any future romantic relationships on her reality shows, did she do a complete 360?’ 10 photos of Kardashian leaving her Manhattan hotel April 25.

(more…)

Lindsay Lohan Should Avoid The Standard Hotel

Apr 20th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
No comments yet

Lindsay Lohan is ‘clearly’ visible in surveillance video from The Standard Hotel in West Hollywood the night she says she was cuddling her Japanese love pillow, eating ice cream, and skipping through Netflix. According to RadarOnline.com, detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department are in possession of video that shows Lohan out that night. She made Homeland commit perjury! A law enforcement source says: ‘Investigators obtained the surveillance video from the Smoke & Mirrors nightclub at The Standard Hotel and it clearly shows that Lindsay was there on the night of the alleged assault. The investigation is still ongoing and follow-up interviews will now be conducted as necessary. Of course, investigators want to interview Lindsay about the incident, but she hasn’t been interviewed yet, nor is she under any obligation to do so.’ In other YOUDONT SAY.jpeg news: Lohan got into another altercation at The Standard Hotel. TMZ.com report that a friend drove Lohan. However, the friend swiped someone else’s car on the way. What did Lohan do? She phoned her estranged father for help. Upon his arrival, father and daughter entered the club where they sat for two hours without booze. At closing time, heated words resulted in some random throwing a drink all over the actress. Photos of Lohan from Coachella April 15.

** UPDATE: Okay, so TMZ can’t make up its mind whether Lohan threw the drink or it was thrown at her. But her father phoned into TMZ Live to play the innocent and claim his daughter got drenched. It does appear she started the fight.

Page 1 of 57123Last »