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Kris Humphries Just Realised That Kimye Is Fake

Apr 26th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Kris Humphries only just realised that his estranged wife is faking a relationship with Whichever Rich Black Guy Is Around At The Time because MONIES. So she doesn’t have to go back to making porn. RadarOnline.com reports that Humphries wants to know whether Kimye is contrived for ratings because it goes toward the credibility of his fraud case: ‘The crux of Kris’ case for annulment is that Kim married him under fraudulent pretenses and did it for her reality show. Team Humphries wants to know if producers of the Kardashian reality shows were in contact with Kanye West prior to the new couple dating or going public with their relationship and what those conversations consisted of. When did Kim develop romantic feelings for Kanye and why after publicly stating she wouldn’t feature any future romantic relationships on her reality shows, did she do a complete 360?’ 10 photos of Kardashian leaving her Manhattan hotel April 25.

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Jennifer Lopez Chose The Help Over Skeletor

Apr 16th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I found this shocking only because it demonstrated Jennifer Lopez’s need to rush from one broken relationship into another because she already wrote the guy’s name on her notebook in pen. According to TMZ.com, Lopez had the opportunity to reconcile with Marc Anthony who held out hope they’d end up together again. Except sources claim Lopez had already fallen for Casper Smart, 25, what I can only assume was days/ weeks after the collapse of her marriage. Sources add that, during a conversation about whether to end the marriage that spawned the kids the help is babysitting, Lopez professed her love of free childcare which reportedly ‘blindsided’ Anthony who ‘had no idea things were so serious.’

Wook Thinks Kim Kardashian Is Rushing In

Apr 11th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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With Khloe Kardashian being the voice of reason, it’s reported she’s concerned her sister is rushing into another relationship. Moreover, there’s a concern the fauxmance for ratings/ iTunes sales could damage Kim Kardashian’s position in the divorce filing. I don’t know about that, I don’t think pimp-momager approved trips to FAO Schwarz and lyrics about getting Kris Humphries fired from the NJ Nets are admissible. Except, perhaps, Kanye West admitting in Theraflu that he’d ‘loved’ Kardashian since before her wedding gives some credence to allegations of an affair (I guess album sales and viewing figures for West’s guest appearances on KUWTK are better PR than sinking Humphries in court). In any case, a source tells RadarOnline.com Wook is concerned: ‘Khloe just wishes that Kim wouldn’t get involved with anyone for at least a year. Kim isn’t even divorced yet and Khloe is extremely worried that Kris is going to try and attempt to use her new relationship as ammunition to score a bigger settlement. Khloe doesn’t want her sister to get hurt again and she is extremely concerned about cheating allegations that have been made against Kanye in the past. Kim is extremely vulnerable, and the last thing she needs is to have her heart broken.’

Slow wants to know whether the wedding shill money was spent on West: ‘Kris absolutely wants to know if Kim spent money on Kanye while he was married to her. If Kim took Kanye out to dinner, bought him any gifts, etc., Kris wants to know how much she spent, if anything at all. Under the law in California, Kris is legally entitled to that money and he deserves it, if it can be proven.’

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Urinal Cakes & Slowphries Smearing Each Other

Apr 4th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Not in a way that would interest Vivid Entertainment, but a tacky tabloid smearing of something other than urinal cake residue. Giving this a cursory glance because it’s amusing the lengths to which they’re going to calumniate one another, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are both venting using tabloid mouthpieces while pretending to be above it. Kardashian is using Us Weekly, whom she covers this week, to say Humphries is extorting and humiliating her. Assuming this comes from Kardashian herself, a ‘source’ says: ‘He’s doing anything he can to get her attention. She would grant a divorce in a second. But he won’t sign the papers. He won’t let go… Kris wants money and he wants fame. Kim doesn’t care if she never sees another camera again. She is just a totally different person.’ Humphries ran to RadarOnline.com, where a ‘source’ said: ‘Kris thinks it’s somewhat ironic that Kim doesn’t want cameras in the courtroom for the proceedings. What is Kim so afraid of? If Kim would stop engaging in such childish and selfish behavior she would be a much happier person and Kris is relieved that the marriage ended and she is out of his life, he has moved on.’

Casper Smart Is ‘A Good Egg’… He’s ‘Adorable’

Mar 16th, 2012
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Jennifer Lopez debases Vogue Magazine by addressing a relationship with the help that’s so basic her own manager calls her out on it in the same issue. Benny Medina, also godfather to her twins, says Lopez is dating ‘obsessive’ guys and fostering meaningless relationships. Asked directly, Lopez gushes about her rebound f**kship: ‘[Casper is] adorable.  But you already see that. He’s a good egg. I don’t want to talk about it too much. It’s my private thing.’ Asked about Marc Anthony, from whom she’s not yet divorced, she continues: ‘Without going into detail…it’s just really, really sad. And look, we are still going through it, and it’s emotional sometimes and difficult. We’re still friends and we’re parents. But it’s going to take time. It’s tough. But for the most part, I feel very proud of the way we’re handling it. I really do. We are doing the best we can for the kids… What you saw today, on Ellen, it’s very dignified and trying to be above all the emotions and pain that come along with a divorce and a family breaking apart. This is grown-up stuff. It’s real, serious, grown-up stuff.’ Archive photos below.

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Kim Kardashian Withheld Sex From Husband

Feb 16th, 2012
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In news that makes no sense because she’s already been paid for sex once before, this week’s Lies & Style basically says Kim Kardashian withheld sex from Kris Humphries after they married because it would have been gauche to stream their honeymoon night or have E! cameras film it in an event sponsored by Urinal Cake Enterprises ™ (they’re lemon scented for your pleasure). L&S ignores the death of Whitney Houston to instead copy pasta weeks’ old stories from RadarOnline.com about Humphries ‘dragging’ Kardashian into the court of public opinion; which is awful, because it doesn’t allow for re-shoots. The tabloid bury the lede somewhat though. Because they also claim Kardashian stopped having sex with Humphries the day they married because, I’m guessing, there was no way to monetize their sex life… so why bother? A source tells L&S: ‘Kim’s freaking out [about the divorce]. All of her dirty laundry will be aired and there is a lot to air. Kim is a calculating person who does things to benefit her wallet. That’s her top priority! Everything will come out in court… even their sex life.’ Another adds: ‘Almost immediately after the wedding, they stopped having sex.’

10 photos in Beverly Hills scouting DASH locations and jogging in LA yesterday.

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