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Kirstie Alley Lost 90 lbs On Her Scientology Diet

Of course. I guess I should have seen this coming. The last few weeks of convoluted lies about her weight have been some kind of even more convoluted shill for Kirstie Alley’s own Scientology-based dietary regime. I’d forgotten she endorses this, but Alley does have some diet program and website on which she uses Scientology principles to aid weight loss; that is, it’s not explicit, but it’s allegedly an inoffensive front that insidiously lures people to try other parts of the religion. So, after weeks of telling lies about shrinking to the 22-inch waist of Megan Fox and going from a size 12 to size four, we learn the real way Alley did it… Scientology. Oh. What? Well, Alley recently revealed that she lost 90 lbs total so far. ‘I lost 60 before [the show] and 30 during,’ she said. As well as diet and exercise, Alley credited a diet plan that’s been linked heavily to the church for which she shills. Asked how she slimmed down, she credited Organic Liaison, ‘I don’t think I could have made it through Dancing with the Stars without it.’

Photos show Alley in NYC, on June 21, 90 lbs lighter, with a near 22-inch waist.

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Let’s All Look At LeAnn Rimes’ Crotch Tattoo

Because LeAnn Rimes clearly wants us to see it, let’s all look at the tattoo on this woman’s pelvic area. As I’ve mentioned before, she’s easily bought and she shills on Twitter. She already shilled for some brand of ugly bikini. And, yesterday afternoon, she did it again. Shilling for another bikini brand this time, she oiled her bones, slapped on her best ‘Igotchoman’ smile and cracked a rib posing for this Twitter photo. She looks happy. But so would I, had I played a part in stealing someone’s whole family from underneath them. And she looks healthier than in her last Twitter Fap ™ about her bones. I think it’s the shilling to earn bikinis that are probably under $200 that’s annoying me (I Googled prices). My guess would be the shill money’s not cutting it, so she’s taking payments in kind.

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Paris Hilton Used To Skip Meals To Stay Thin

Paris Hilton has given an interview about how Cy Waits helped her overcome her weight issues, on the same day it’s reported that the couple split (more on that later).The 30-year-old has admitted, again, that she used to be too thin. And that family and friends would remark on her weight. About two years ago, at 5ft 8in, she weighed 105 pounds; she went up to 125 lbs in December, but has settled at 115 lbs. ‘I’d been to every incredible party in the world,’ she said.  ‘But I was going out with my girlfriends and dancing, having a lot of coffee and Red Bull. Being on the go, I would just grab fast food or skip meals because I was busy… [my mother] would be like, ‘You’re way too skinny. It doesn’t look good’, I said, ‘Mom, everyone is skinny in Hollywood. It’s just the way it is.” So many things wrong in one quote. Okay, so, she admits starving because of the Hollywood norm and she admits skipping meals and subsisting on stimulant drinks. She explained that Waits would teach her to eat better and now she’s eating normally and is comfortable with her body. And they’ve split. Oh, yeah. It’s being reported, by Us Weekly, who’re wrong 90% of the time, that Hilton and Waits broke up. ‘They are broken up,’ a source said. ‘It’s sad, she cares about him a lot and thinks he’s a great guy but they really hit a rough patch.’ It’s a pretty thin story based on nothing more than some know-nothing source’s observations soon after staged relationship troubles that existed only for Hilton’s flop reality show (the premiere was outdone by Aubrey O’Day). Yeah, the show’s pretty intolerable, but I’ve been watching parts of it to gauge this relationship. Seems for the cameras, and he’s more into it than she. Because they’re both annoying and he’s a nobody, I’m going to blithely assume this is true for now. It wasn’t going anywhere, anyway.

Hilton is shown in these photos on June 15 promoting her Oxygen reality show.

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Kirstie Alley Thinks She’s Nearly A 22-Inch Waist

Kirstie Alley isn’t even joking. Her levels of delusion know no bounds and she’s trying to convince people that she has nearly the same size waist as Megan Fox. Alley being 60-years-old and Fox being 25-years-old. With Fox hitting the gym and doing pilates to keep her slim enough to shill in her panties for a living; Alley doing Dancing With The Stars, telling lies about dropping from a pre-show size 12 to between a ‘stretchy’ size four and six and ‘starving’ herself to stay slim, then gaining the weight back when she left the show. ‘My goal [Ports 1961 dress] has a waist that’s 22 inches,’ she tells Lies&Style. ‘I tried it on, and I can almost zip it up. I’ll be my target size by [a vacation to Italy, planned for a few weeks time].’

The photos of Alley are from June 17, four days ago, with almost a 22-inch waist.

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LeAnn Rimes Is Talking About Weight Again

Instead of waiting for a controversy to respond to, or avoiding things that cause scandal like yelling at people on Twitter, LeAnn Rimes is preemptively attacking critics. Critics of what, I’m not sure. Since she hasn’t even been in the news this week. Nor has she been written about outside of covering the idiotic things she’s been doing while she was supposed to be on honeymoon. After last month’s bikini photos shared on Twitter for the sake of shilling for a brand who most likely gave her the swimwear for free, Rimes attacked one of her own fans who dared question the wisdom of tanning one’s bones without bone protection factor 50. She told them her bones were ‘abs.’ And that was that. Only it’s not, as she’s talking about it again. Speaking to People, with whom she seems to have a package deal after they covered her wedding, she and her trainer went on the defensive. Because this always ends well. ‘For someone like me who is healthy, who works hard for my body, it’s very frustrating,’ she says. ‘I work out and take care of myself, and not in an over-obsessive way. People are calling me bulimic or anorexic and these are real issues and diseases that I don’t have.’ Adds her trainer, ‘My main concern with her is that she’s toned and healthy. And she is.’

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Raven-Symone Used To Look Like Raven-Symone

Because LeAnn Rimes already got one of these posts, I’m going to make this a thing whenever a celebrity starts to look like a malnourished impersonator of themselves. Here’s Raven-Symone, who used to look like Raven-Symone. And I don’t mean the Raven-Symone from The Cosby Show, because it would be pretty spectacularly unfair to ask that she look like her infant self. But I mean the Raven-Symone who remembered to eat the whole burger and not nibble the edges, because the yummy part’s in the middle. The above recent red carpet photos from MediaTakeOut.com and, in the face and body, the 25-year-old has slimmed down since we last saw her in late May and early May. Especially in the face where, from some angles, she looks gaunt. Her body looks good though.

Below are more face and body photos of Raven-Symone, on the red carpet.

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