Since it’s a week of people wasting away into a could of smoke and mirrors, I’m going to update on Raven-Symone. It’s been a month since the last pictures of her, taken shortly after she killed Nicole Richie and inhaled her skinny soul (it was quicker than Slim Fast). According to MediaTakeOut.com, these are new [...]
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Kendra Wilkinson Shows Size 0 Frame In A Bikini
Kirstie Alley isn’t the only celebrity who’s using their time on Dancing With The Stars as the smoke and mirrors in unconvincing tales about their weight. Kendra Wilkinson appears in the new issue of Lies&Style and tells the magazine that she’s lost several sizes since before she appeared on the show. Alley, 60, claimed to [...]
LeAnn Rimes Got Thinner Since I Last Checked
LeAnn Rimes is currently on honeymoon with the man she’s only with because both of them are cheaters. She does actually just seem to be spending time with husband Eddie Cibrian and she looks noticeably less smug than she does in the more obviously-staged photos. But I don’t know if I’d be so relaxed wondering [...]
Kourtney Kardashian Wears Tiny Bikini Bottoms
Kourtney Kardashian covers the June 2011 issue of Shape, because sister Kim Kardashian was otherwise occupied being peed on by her 6’9″ boyfriend who’s actually able to use her as a urinal. Remember, Kourtney Kardashian is the one who stuffed a baby thing in her tummy for nine months and popped out baby Mason Dash [...]
Kirstie Alley Wears Stretchy Sizes Four To Six?
Somewhere in between sniffing glue and my seventh slice of BOGOF pizza, Kirstie Alley became either a wizard or the best storyteller in the world. And I mean J.R.R. Tolkien and Steven King have nothing on this woman’s works of creative fiction. Alley claimed last month that she’d lost weight during Dancing With The Stars [...]
Bristol Palin Bought This With Her DWTS Money?
Bristol Palin has been spending her Dancing With The Stars money. Instead of using the entire paycheck for her kid’s college fund or something, she Teen Mom/ 16 & Pregnant‘d away the money. And by that I mean she used the money on frivolous, drastic cosmetic surgery even though she’s only 20. Last Fall, Levi [...]
