Christina Aguilera is mostly off my radar unless I have to talk about her weight. Anecdotes about her pants size are all that’s left to talk about because she’s no longer a booze-hound (at least, not that I know of). She’s on The Voice right now, sure. But she’s not really doing much that’s newsworthy. So I’m happy to ignore her completely unless… oh, I don’t know… she makes The Voice’s production all about her weight too. Oh, that actually happened. Maybe. National Enquirer claims the whole show revolves around making The Artist Formerly Known As Albooki look jelly-free. A source claims: ‘Christina holds up production with her constant demands, saying, ‘Don’t make me look fat’ or ‘Don’t show my butt.’ She’s insisted the cameramen only shoot her at flattering angles, forcing a few segments to be reshot. She also demands that the stylists bring her the latest slimming fashions, and she’s always ordering the makeup artists to make her face look thinner. Blake and Cee Lo get annoyed at Christina’s requests, but Adam really can’t stand it. He’s the first one to say that she’s unprofessional and producers shouldn’t reshoot takes just because she doesn’t like how she looks.’
