Mariah Carey is shilling some diet plan that doesn’t take into account her ability to afford a personal trainer and private chef. So she’s on an ‘I’m theeeen’ tour of America right now. Just in case you missed her interview on The Rosie Show, she’s also on the cover of Us Weekly. The cover notes [...]
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Kellan Lutz Is… Tense… For Men’s Fitness Cover
Kellan Lutz covers Men’s Fitness November 2011 wearing only his veins and nipples as accessories. I mean, really. Those are serial killer veins, right? And serial killer nipples. Look me in the nipples, for science, and tell me those aren’t serial killer nipples. The f**k is this cover? I can’t even take it. Kaiser at [...]
LeAnn Rimes Only Lost 10 Lbs, Lost It Naturally
LeAnn Rimes has given another interview, promoting her album, for which weight loss is the main focus because, apparently, her album Married Mistress & Stolen Family is about how purging is God’s will. This time, Rimes spoke to the AP about how she’s only lost 10 pounds, and that’s the 10 pounds she claims to [...]
Eddie Cibrian Defends LeAnn Rimes’ Weight
Eddie Cibrian is on the promotional trail for Mad Men-derivative, The Playboy Club, in which he plays the poor man’s Don Draper if DD had a personality-transplant, greasy hair, and no charisma (there’s also another Mad Men Lite, Pan Am, but I’ll save that for another post). Cibrian gave an interview with Access Hollywood and [...]
Kirstie Alley May Sue Over Bulimia Accusations
The National Enquirer recently ran a story about Kirstie Alley’s supposed 100 pound weight loss, entitled ‘Kirstie Bulimia Fears.’ In all fairness, Alley herself joked about having an eating disorder when asked how she lost so much weight. She claims to be size four and she claims to have lost 100 of her original 230 [...]
Kirstie Alley Lost 100 Pounds… Is Now Size Four
In a world where I’m rewarded with photos of Justin Timberlake’s fiery murder, I’m simultaneously punished with a Kirstie Alley update. This is why I never hope. And this is why I can’t have nice things. Okay, so, this whole year Alley has basically lied about her weight, her weight loss, her dress size and [...]
