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Demi Lovato Is Not Amused By Anorexia Jokes

Demi Lovato is not amused by her former pimps mocking eating disorders like the one(s) from which she’s still recovering. Lovato risked the back of Disney’s pimp hand by calling them out on Twitter. Disney Channel’s Shake It Up show recently made an anorexia joke: ‘I could just eat you up, well if I ate.’ Lovato reacted [...]

Albino Snooki Covers 80% Of Her ‘Latin Curves’

It appears that since being slammed for her weight, and her perfectly-round gas baby, Christina Aguilera has covered up. She was spotted this weekend with her son, Max Bratman, and fellow-boozehound Matthew Rutler, buying a Christmas tree in West Hollywood. You may not recognize Albooki, but she’s under Carmen San Diego’s hat. Does Albooki look [...]

Slowphries’ Weight Jibe Was A Weight Loss Shill

I knew there was some convoluted shill in there. Every smear report the tabloids have been placing, at the behest of pimp momager, is a way to sell product. Think I’m kidding? Remember that random clip of Kris Humphries calling Kim Kardashian fat, jokingly, on Kourtney & Kim Take New York? It was a way [...]

Amber Heard Doesn’t Have Any Internal Organs

Amber Heard covers Women’s Health December 2011 without her ribs or intestines. Ribs are for people with no soul and intestines are for fatties. FATTIES. Which explains why Women’s Health felt the need to remove both from their cover. She’s missing… something, right? Comparing the cover to the video and photo shoot below. She’s petite. [...]

Christina Aguilera Is Only Expecting A Gas Baby

Christina Aguilera’s AMAs 2011 performance got everyone talking because she looked extra-albino without her red lip-chap and extra-Snooki without any Spanx. I don’t have access to the photos of her at the AMAs, so you can see them HERE. The video of her Moves Like Jagger performance with Adam Levine is below. Basically, she wore a [...]

Nicole Scherzinger Tells Shape She Eats A Lot

Nicole Scherzinger covers Shape December 2011/ January 2012. She tells the magazine she eats 100% real food, with 100% real carbs and that fat stuff that’s usually only found in peasant food. Like… food. She’s on the cover in a bandage dress, with an arrow pointing to her butt in case you somehow managed to [...]