I’m going to skip right to the part where you’re yelling at someone else for a change. Because for once it’s not me who is saying whatever admittedly nonsensical s**t I’m thinking. Glam Belleza Latina got TOO CLOSE for a close up of real doll Salma Hayek’s realistic pores. Inside the CONTINUE READING
The first thing Kelly Osbourne did when she said goodbye to pounds she’s never going to see again, not even during the holidays, is start calling people fat on television. Mostly, she stuck to people like Christina Aguilera who had previously called Osbourne fat and the second the tables turned, rather than showing empathy, Osbourne called the singer a ‘fat b**ch’ CONTINUE READING
Sooo… Matthew McConaughey obviously lost a LOT of weight for his role in Dallas Buyers Club. Specifically, he lost around 50 pounds in order to portray someone dying of AIDS. And it turns out starving yourself is bad because the actor nearly went blind for his art which means Kate Upton isn’t actually the only person willing to risk their eyesight for a piece of disposable, forgettable entertainment.
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Previously, Amanda Bynes revealed on Twitter that she had been suffering from an eating disorder and she wished she weighed 100 lbs. Which sort of explains her neurosis about being photographed and why she’s been calling herself fat whenever anyone uses a paparazzi photo rather than one of her selfies. And it explains why she’s actually taking her clothes off for 750,000 people and calling herself fat once more with feeling. She shared these photos with the caption ‘About to put on makeup! I weigh 135, I’ve gained weight! I need to be 100 lbs!’
Christina Aguilera walked a red carpet back in March looking like she’d moved into Tracy Anderson’s Boom Boom Room and voluntarily chained herself to the radiator. But somehow it’s news today that Aguilera walked the Time 100 Gala red carpet looking like this last night because apparently she’s been chained there ever since. 12 photos below of Aguilera on the red carpet in New York.
Jessica Simpson’s previous pregnancy defied math by taking 109 months instead of nine months. During which time she gained more than what one gathers is the ‘allowed’ amount of baby weight. And because she broke the ‘rules’ she was literally called ‘fat’ on Today Show as pundits tried to decide what is the allowed amount of baby weight (hint: apparently, it’s less than what is recommended by actual doctors). This pregnancy, however, Simpson has paced herself with the carbs. Moreover, people are so distracted commentating Kim Kardashian’s first pregnancy that no one is really talking about Simpson’s second pregnancy at all. Simpson tells People.com, who attended her baby shower, ‘This pregnancy I’m active. I’ve only gained half of what I gained in my first pregnancy.’
Growing more concerned by the hour because this is like watching a car accident that takes months for the airbag to deploy, Amanda Bynes is now degrading herself. Previously, Bynes responded to Page Six rumours by admitting to an eating disorder that she’s addressed several times on Twitter since. She addressed it again during one of her rants to online media, asking that they only use photos of her choosing because apparently that’s her part-time job now, telling College Candy the random with whom she was photographed on Tuesday isn’t a paid-by-the-hour ‘friend’ it’s her assistant. She explains, ‘We look awful, I look fat in that photo you chose, which doesn’t help my eating disorder. I’m with my assistant Nadia.’ She then thanked Life & Style for using a ‘good picture’ with a recent article, adding ‘I love this one! I don’t look so obese! Haha!’ And because I don’t even know anymore, she added the above photo taken from the ‘Twerk’ video that she told Complex Magazine was ‘perfection.’
Forgetting the part where Brandi Glanville wrote a book about her minor children eating LeAnn Rimes’ laxatives off the floor, the singer is telling her revisionist version of the truth in a cloying puff piece with the UK’s Mail Online. Addressing photos from 2011 when she was skeletal, Rimes says she has some kind of not-anorexia that’s caused by not sleeping enough. ‘People said I was [anorexic], but I didn’t have a problem with eating as I ate a ton all the time, I could eat my husband under the table!’ she claims. ‘But I was going through a time when I just wasn’t sleeping… my mind wouldn’t shut off and my heart was breaking.’ She continues, ‘Now I’m secure about my body, although I’m like any other woman and have my moments of self doubt. But it’s nice to have a husband who tells you you’re beautiful all the time. I’ll say to him, ‘I’ve gained a few pounds,’ and he’ll say, ‘Good!’ It just gives you another level of confidence. But being in this business, I’ve noticed that image-wise it’s definitely worse for a woman.’
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