Olivia Wilde recently joked that she’d need ‘four vaginas’ to sleep with all the men to whom she’d been linked. She was right. She’d need, like, three. And one on layaway, just in case. Or, maybe, one extra in a glass case, with a little hammer for emergencies. And this is why… over the weekend, [...]
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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Hold Hands
Because cats need a steady father too, here’s Jennifer Aniston after gluing her hand to the hand of Justin Theroux. These photos are from the end of last week. They show the pair just walking around New York City hand-in-hand as Theroux farts twice at the behest of law enforcement to indicate he’s being held [...]
Eva Mendes And Ryan Gosling’s Disneyland Date
Because finding someone out of arms reach to have sex with is, like, WAY hard, A Place Beyond The Pines co-stars Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are dating. Yes, they’re playing a couple onscreen and they’re touching bumps after the director yells ‘CUT!’ It would appear Lainey Gossip scooped Us Weekly on this one. Back [...]
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Live Together
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, whom I’ve mostly been ignoring for want of an easy portmanteaus name, have moved in together. I think there have been rumours about this for a while, mostly supposition based on the lightening speed with which they’ve been moving. But it would appear they’ve moved in together. I’m basing this [...]
Minka Kelly Probably Wasn’t Boning Her Co-Star
In news that surprised no one, because no one cared, Minka Kelly split from Derek Jeter. There was no real reason given for the separation after three years, only the confirmation from her rep and the supposition of sources. This weekend, there was a conflicted and confused report on People.com that Kelly may have been [...]
Minka Kelly & Derek Jeter End Relationship
Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter have split up, in what I’m going to assume is the best news on a Friday short of: ‘FREE HOT POCKETS FOR EVERYONE!’ Kelly and Jeter, the last time I bothered to check in on their boring relationship, were fending off engagement rumours. And now, after a three-year relationship, her [...]
