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Minka Kelly Probably Wasn’t Boning Her Co-Star

In news that surprised no one, because no one cared, Minka Kelly split from Derek Jeter. There was no real reason given for the separation after three years, only the confirmation from her rep and the supposition of sources. This weekend, there was a conflicted and confused report on People.com that Kelly may have been vagina-cuddling one of her co-stars, or not. The on-set sources who blabbed for pay couldn’t make up their minds. Asked about Kelly and her Charlie’s Angels co-star Ramon Rodriguez, one source said, ‘We have seen Minka and Ramon talking in his trailer way after hours, and often late into the night. They have been together long after they need to be for the show.’ Another source says Kelly was just bored and Rodriguez was office hot, ‘They’re just friends. Ramon is basically the only guy on set. Of course they all hang out with him.’ 10 pictures.

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Minka Kelly & Derek Jeter End Relationship

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter have split up, in what I’m going to assume is the best news on a Friday short of: ‘FREE HOT POCKETS FOR EVERYONE!’ Kelly and Jeter, the last time I bothered to check in on their boring relationship, were fending off engagement rumours. And now, after a three-year relationship, her rep tells People.com they’re over. There’s no real statement, so we’re left with sources’ accounts of what happened. ‘They care about each other and it was amicable,’ says a source. ‘They’re still friends.’ Adds a source to JustJared.com who broke the story, ‘The split was amicable, but they remain friends. They still really care for each other.’ Kelly is currently shooting the ABC Charlie’s Angels reboot.

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Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds Aren’t Engaged

I’m going to spend the rest of this week feigning shock at obviously-untrue reports like this. I admit, these tabloids are tricky in their wording with the way they present their titles. However, once you venture inside, the whole thing’s smoke and mirrors. Or blatant lies where they think they can get away with it. This would appear to be one of those times. Above is the cover of this week’s Star. I wish this were some weirdly-Photoshopped monstrosity from an unofficial source but this is the real cover they’re hoping will sell enough to keep the lights on. This. Another wedding that’s not happening. So, I guess Star is alternating the non-wedding of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux and the non-wedding of Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. Star use the weakest circular logic I’ve ever seen employed to suppose that Reyllock are in love and they should/ may as well get engaged… because he makes her laugh. From HollywoodLife.com ‘A source tells Star that during the two-mile hike around Jenny Lake, Sandra and Ryan talked about spending their lives together.’ Says a source in Star, ‘As the day went on, they started thinking about it, and soon the thought of spending their lives together didn’t sound all that ridiculous… It sounded wonderful… [Later] they enjoyed a few drinks and were very comfortable around each other. They seem to fit together, like it’s a really easy and fun relationship… Ryan is such a sweet-heart, everyone is giving them the stamp of approval. They have a great foundation for a long-term relationship.’ I can’t… oh, there’s more. ‘Ryan hiked the entire Grand Teton National Park trail with Sandra’s adopted son baby Louis on his back. The source says Ryan already feels ‘like a father’ to Louis and he was already talking about buying him a 1968 Mustang or a Harley when he gets older.’ To clarify, Star pulled this out of their a$$es. There’s no engagement or relationship. Gossip Cop went to reps for clarification to be told Star’s story was ‘crap,’ there are no wedding plans and ‘they’ve always been close friends!’

Joe Jonas Was Heartbroken Over Ashley Greene

Because the Jonas Brothers are three separate, easily-identifiable people and there’s any point addressing them as such, let’s talk about the feelings Joe Jonas suddenly developed when dumped by Ashley Greene. I’m pretty sure whichever brother this is, because if offered $100 or on pain of death I couldn’t pick ‘Joe Jonas’ out of their lineup, is playing this card for his bed-wetting fan-girls. It reads that way: ‘My penis has feelings and it’s sad right now.’ Speaking about a time when Taylor Swift wasn’t writing mean things about him, Jonas told TWIST Magazine how the separation months ago went down. ‘I’ve been heartbroken,’ he said. ‘People like to think it’s only girls that wind up heartbroken, but I’ve also had it happen to me… I have been the one to end relationships; sometimes, but not always. I don’t think you can avoid heartache.’ File photos from last year.

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Selena Gomez Was In A Controlling Relationship

Selena Gomez has admitted that she was in the baby version of the Jell-O-tor relationship. She claims, in a new interview with Top of the Pops Magazine, that she was in an emotionally abusive, controlling, ‘damaging’ relationship of around a year with an older guy. She doesn’t name names. But HollywoodLife.com point out it was probably either Taylor Lautner or Nick Jonas being a d**k to her for 12 months. I dunno. Her quotes were interesting, though… ‘I wasn’t myself for a year. I think that was really damaging. I felt like it was me who was always trying to be perfect for him… I always dressed nice. I don’t think he ever saw me in sweatpants… and I love sweatpants. I’d always be well-mannered and go to his favourite restaurants or whatever. There was a point where I lost myself completely. I didn’t smile as much, I didn’t laugh as much. I wasn’t a goofball. I didn’t get up and dance like I usually do. And when that one ended, I didn’t know where I was. But I got it back and was really happy. My family were happy to have me back… I dare someone to try and change me again.’ Any guesses whom?

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Did Ryan Reynolds & Charlize Theron Break Up?

Nearly a month ago, Us Weekly claimed there was a secret, exclusive, eight-week relationship between Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron. The magazine tried to sell us on the idea and they tried to make it sound deeper than it was (I don’t think those bumps ever touched, for the record). In a week where it behooves the magazine to pair the two with other people, there’s been a mysterious split and the relationship that was srs bsns has been demoted to a ‘Summer fling.’ The magazine’s sources took a bunch of uppers, then a bunch of downers, then told Us Weekly how the split happened because she wanted a baby because she’s ‘getting older’ while he wanted to play the field. She’s 35, he’s 34… Reports the print edition, he ‘only wanted something casual, but she’s in a rush to settle down, have kids and start a family since she’s getting older. Charlize didn’t take it very well when he broke it off. She knows deep down that it wouldn’t have worked, but she is pretty bummed about it all.’ B**ches be crazy. Oh, wait.

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