The guy who already ruined your life, by making you realise you would have already slept with your favourite celebrity if you just @’d them more often on Twitter, asked out Mila Kunis as a bet. Kunis accepted after being emotionally blackmailed and pimped by Justin Timberlake, who put Kunis on the spot during a [...]
Posts under ‘Celebrity Dating’
Justin Timberlake Kind Of Pimped Mila Kunis
I read the stories about how Mila Kunis very graciously succumbed to the thinly-veiled emotional blackmail of a US marine, after being asked on a sort-of date by YouTube video. In a video I read about and ignored, thinking nothing would come of it Sergeant Scott Moore, of the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines in Musa [...]
Six Degrees Of Scarlett Johansson’s Panties
It’s not quite six degrees but I am tickled and this does illustrate, however inaccurately. that Scarlett Johansson’s panties are the centre of the universe. Justin Timberlake’s man panties pick up the slack whenever they can. This chart, from InTouch, which you can click and then once more from the gallery to enlarge, shows the [...]
Selena Gomez Finds Daily Death Threats Weird
Selena Gomez doesn’t understand why girls who wet the bed are plotting her demise. What she’s missing is that her death is being plotted on a napkin in crayon and meetings of the ‘I H8t Selena Club’ take place in a ball pit. At no point are any of these people doing anything more threatening [...]
Olivia Wilde Denies She’s Dating Chris Pine
I was watching the 2010 version of Star Trek this weekend wondering how it was other women found Chris Pine attractive. I don’t think he’s a horrible-looking guy, necessarily. But his face is just so puffy and uneven. It’s like he has always just eaten something to which he’s allergic. There’s just something puffy and… [...]
Hef & His Bottom B**ch Faking It For Publicity
There were reports last month, started by porn-monger Hugh Hefner himself, that he was in a relationship with playmate Anna Sophia Bergland. Turns out, as Crystal Harris openly admitted last week about her own relationship, there’s no relationship with Bergland except for publicity. For the second time today, colour me shocked. As though one fake [...]
