Jennifer Lopez covers American Glamour December 2011 (Kristen Stewart covers the British edition this month). In the issue, we’re told something we knew already. All those husbands just served as a reminder that Jennifer Lopez loves Jennifer Lopez. And Jennifer Lopez really needs to put Jennifer Lopez and her feelings before the feelings of the next random who can afford a double-digit carat ring. Lopez is giving more trite life-lessons as though these are recent revelations when she’s a 42-year-old, multiple divorcee, single-mother of two chirrens (who, I happily admit, looks f**king FABULOUS on the cover… she’s drowned in chunky jewellery, but I still dig it enough to ignore the too-tight pants with reverse poop flap that look like footed pyjamas she put on backwards).
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E! Auditioned Boyfriends For Kim Kardashian
E! auditioned a random baller for #KimmyUrinalCakes before she settled for Kris Slowphries. According to WetPaint.com, in a report E! wouldn’t deny saying only ‘no comment,’ the network literally scouted for pretend boyfriends so Kardashian could bang someone famous and associated with New York on Kourtney & Kim Take New York season one. E! allegedly picked Italian Danilo Gallinari, of the New York Knicks; E!’s first choice of prominent team. A source, who’s allegedly a rep from E!, told the website Gallinari was asked if he wanted to pee on Urinal Cakes last Fall. He was 22 at the time to her 30-years. Gallinari was informed dating Kardashian would be great for his career as stunt penis but he declined because he’s a nervous urinator when there’s a camera crew in the room. Humphries was the runner-up. The teams wouldn’t/ couldn’t comment because of NBA lockout.
10 photos of Kim Kardashian and the runner-up at her Vegas 30th birthday party.
Ryan Reynolds Spent Birthday With Blake Lively
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively have been having a semi-serious weekend f**kship for a few weeks now. While he’s in Boston filming action movie R.I.P.D., she’s been spending weekends at his place and he escorts her on the walk of shame back to Beantown’s South Station train station on Sunday. She’s visited him in Boston three weekends in a row, according to Us Weekly. Lainey Gossip reports Lively had a crush on Reynolds while they were filming Green Lantern together. And it was Lively who used Leonardo DiCaprio as a filler piece, a Summer fling, not the other way around. Reportedly, Lively’s crush started when Reynolds was married to Scarlett Johansson but Johansson was territorial and so Lively backed off and waited (ScarJo and Reynolds are still friendly). She really wanted Reynolds all along and now they’re seeing each other; she’s reportedly calling the shots, gaming him/ us and playing the situation for the column inches. These are photos of Lively, 24, and Reynolds, 35, leaving his home early Saturday, with their dogs, and they’re spending his birthday (October 23) together. People.com’s sources say ‘They are very much a couple. They’re really happy together.’ Us Weekly make things sound less-serious between the two: ‘They’re seeing each other casually. Now they’re both single and trying it out.’
- Adam Levine Hates Kim Kardashian Too - TooFab
- Miley Cyrus Showing Her Cleavage - The Superficial
- Tara Reid Is Basically A Paid Escort? - Hollywood PQ
- Here's Chloe Sevigny's Fake Wang - DS [NSFW]
- Jennifer Lopez's Boobs Are Sagging - Lainey Gossip
- So... How Is Sex With Miley Cyrus? - Hollywood PQ
- Courtney Stodden Is A Kitty Cat - DS [Site NSFW]
- Jeremy Renner Is Probably A Booze Hound - Rumor Fix
Jennifer Lopez Spent Night With Bradley Cooper
The photograph of Jennifer Lopez sitting in Bradley Cooper’s car was really a chauffeured walk of shame. Lopez and Cooper were photographed Saturday morning after the two reportedly spent the night at his place. He arrived in Los Angeles 1:30 a.m. Friday and Lopez left a family function, separately, at 2 a.m.. They were photographed in his car at 10 a.m. Saturday morning and Lopez looked ‘disheveled but happy.’ So, it was the gentleman’s walk of shame: Where neither of you have showered or brushed your teeth, but the guy still escorts you home.
A source tells Us Weekly, ‘Bradley hit the gas pretty hard and she began to laugh as they went flying down the road.’ Cooper supposedly wants to make ‘B.J. Coopez’ happen. Lopez just likes having someone with whom to scream her safety word. ‘[He is] really trying to woo Jennifer in a big way,’ said a source. ‘Considering how depressed she’s been since her breakup, it’s no surprise that she finally decided to let him in. She needs a boost and he really wants her.’
Taylor Swift Isn’t Dating A Random Right Now
Taylor Swift isn’t sleeping with a random right now. I’d assumed she got through an endless string of creepy randoms whose BBMs were later written up as country songs. Because that’s what you do when your dream journals are full. But Swift tells Ellen DeGeneres she’s not boning anyone this week. ‘I don’t have a boyfriend,’ Swift, 21, says in an interview airing Wednesday on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. ‘I don’t even have, like, kind of a boyfriend. I don’t have someone that I’m texting that is a guy that someday might be my boyfriend.’
The ex-girlfriend of Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer then describes herself without realising: ‘If you’re the girl that needs a boyfriend, and once she loses that boyfriend needs to replace it with a different boyfriend, it’s just this constant stream of boyfriends all the time. I don’t feel like I want to be that girl. I want to be the girl that when she falls in love [so] it’s a big deal.’
Scarlett Johansson & Joseph Gordon-Levitt Kiss?
This happened…. according to the creative fiction department of Us Weekly who are notorious for creating hook-ups and break-ups that never happened. IDK. And I haven’t personally seen photos of this yet. Take it with a grain of salt for now, JGL fans. Don’t go drinking the Kool-Aid just yet. Wait until I find some proof. LaineyGossip.com had the scoop on this Us Weekly exclusive, even before the magazine got its own story online. Reportedly, Joseph Gordon-Levitt could use the column inches off the back of 50/50 and before The Dark Knight Rises so he’s scoping out Scarlett Johanssoning IRL. Because Internet faps only get you so far. Apparently, they’ve been flirting in New York City. It’s not serious, probably not exclusive, but it sounds like they’re boning (her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, is doing the same with weekend-piece Blake Lively in Boston). Us Weekly reports on this with sources claiming they’re kissing in NYC and other insiders claiming the opposite. It’s almost like Us Weekly is making this up as they go along.
Scarlett Johansson was spotted making out with Joseph Gordon-Levitt in NYC last month. ‘They were kissing,’ an eyewitness tells Us Weekly. ‘They were very lovey.’ It wasn’t the first time Johansson, 26, and Gordon-Levitt, 30, hit the town together. The duo dined at Hundred Acres in NYC’s SoHo area in late July. Although [one] source tells Us Weekly that [ScarJo]and Gordon-Levitt have been ‘discussing a project for a while [but] have never kissed,’ another explains, ‘They first met about a film they wanted to do together, but it’s gone beyond that now.’ Still, Johansson’s pal insists there’s ‘nothing serious’ going on. [Us Weekly]





