Son, I am disappoint. TMZ.com says Kim Kardashian’s third husband won’t be a football player. But I refuse to believe that Kardashian would voluntarily exclude so many athletes from her dating pool. According to sources, Kardashian is denying the remaining players who’ve not dated her the chance to pee in the community urinal because she’s [...]
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Whitney Houston Probably Still Boning Ray J
Whitney Houston and Ray J were together this weekend because their two failed tries at this relationship didn’t suffice. They want to try for a third failure. Like Jennifer Lopez marrying again some day. Because you can’t divorce someone you don’t marry. Whatever the on-off couple were doing at Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood didn’t involve [...]
Jennifer Lopez & The Help Storm The Oscars?
Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are still in New York City. Honestly, the help is just Monday’s piece who lasted until Tuesday. Well, played. But, honestly, he’s obviously nothing special. The level of slumming required to keep him around this long should be proof of that. Not satisfied just dragging the help around Miami for a [...]
Jennifer Lopez & The Help On Their Date Night
Jennifer Lopez and the help, who didn’t win a SAG Award this weekend, to clarify, are still sleeping together. WHEE! Honestly, I’m assuming. Mostly, I’m assuming the help must be earning his keep because he is living Lopez’s life and slumming with her. Except, to him, it’s not slumming. For example, Lopez and her man-child [...]
Halle Berry & Olivier Martinez Get Breakfast
Here’s Halle Berry with her kid and the guy who didn’t knock her up, since there are no legal shenanigans ruining her day. Oh, that. According to reports, ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry conceded following allegations that he pushed a nanny while she was holding his daughter. Following a meeting on Friday, Aubry has agreed to take anger [...]
Olivia Wilde & Jason Sudeikis Are Still A Thing
In one of many events that proves the world will implode in 2012, Olivia Wilde is still slumming with Jason Sudeikis. I’d forgotten they were a couple, despite this being one of a dozen such outings together. Well, here’s Wilde in a giant outfit into which she could fit three other people. And she’s braless. So [...]
