Princess Kanye put a baby in his girlfriend and immediately left the country. The only times they’ve been seen together since Kimmode started to show have involved her phoning the paparazzi to make sure the event was recorded for posterity. And I guess I was right when I joked a few days ago that Princess Kanye intended to put 18 years worth of child support in the mail and then skedaddle. Because he’s reportedly going on tour the second the baby is born. According to sources who kind of sound like they want to cut Princess Kanye’s pretty face at this point, he’s taking this absentee father thing to a whole new level. The rapper’s new album is expected to drop in June, the baby will be born in July, and he’s touring in August: ‘Kim is giving birth in July, and the baby will only be a few months old when Kanye goes out on the road,’ a source said. ‘Needless to say, Kim is very unhappy that Kanye won’t be around as much because of his work. Even if she flew on a private jet with the baby to see Kanye, it would be impossible for mother and baby to be on the road with him. Kim wants to breast feed for at least the first six months. The baby needs to be on a schedule, and that is hard when crossing time lines.’ Moreover, she will be in Los Angeles filming Keeping Up With The Kardashians. ‘Kim just feels like she can’t win. She feels that both of their work schedules are going to prevent them from spending quality time together after the baby is born.’
EDIT: Realising how bad this story made her look, Kimmode leaked a rebuttal.
Having the kinds of friends who go through her trash means Kimmode’s retinue leaks like everything else in her life. According to everyone with eyes, Kimmode and Princess Kanye probably aren’t going to make it. And according to her friends, it’s because when it comes down to it he doesn’t really care about anyone besides himself. ‘We just do not understand why she is traveling to Paris to see him. She is the pregnant one. Kanye will fly in to see the editors of Vogue, but he won’t fly in to see the lady carrying his child,’ says Kardashian’s friend. ‘The only way they have a future is if Kim continues to do whatever he says.’
Princess Kanye has been complaining about how his wallet is too small for his 50s and how his diamond shoes are too tight for OVER 10 years now. And yet, somehow, it’s water cooler chatter at the whorehouse that Princess Kanye is kind of an a**hole as well as an absentee father. All through her pregnancy, Kimmode ‘The Recluse’ Kardashian has been complaining about dealing with a protracted divorce and medical issues alone because Princess Kanye has been busy looking at pocket squares that really make his outfit pop. And now sources at the whorehouse overheard someone say ‘Even if Princess Kanye is a strong, beautiful Black woman who don’t need no man, he’s kind of a d**k.’ I might be paraphrasing. The source actually said, ‘The Kardashian family members, particularly Kim’s mom Kris Jenner, are growing increasingly concerned about how Kanye treats Kim.’ The source adds, ‘He’s ambivalent about spending time with Kim and the family unit. As everyone knows, the Kardashians are a tight-knit group so it has comes as a shock to everyone that Kanye just doesn’t want to spend time with them. When he does, it’s like he’s got eyes on the exit door to make a quick getaway.’ The source continues, ‘Kim expects to be treated like a princess. She always has been in the past. But with Kanye, she’s not. She can’t see it, however, because she’s besotted. She refuses to soak up just how self-absorbed he is, despite everyone telling her just how it is.’
The Jenner kids are currently staying in one of the disused wings in the whorehouse so Kris Jenner can pretend that they’re a happy blended family when the cameras are around. The whole family is in Greece save for Lamar Odom and Kanye West who already cashed out his coupons and bought Kim Kardashian outright. And since he wasn’t part of the vacation, Kardashian made sure to exploit West by doing a photo op in Paris. Because having him stand next to her in pictures obviously means he remembers leaving a baby in there.
I guess Siri being the most responsible person in your relationship means that you squeeze your baby mother in between demos, because here are Kim Kardashian and Kanye West after a calendar entry reminded them about date night. After using TMZ.com to convince people he’s a good soon-to-be-parent rather than putting the hours in as his girlfriend talks about her painful, difficult pregnancy and protracted divorce, both of which she dealt with alone, West put in a photo op because that’s obviously the same as being a good boyfriend.
16 photos below of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in New York yesterday.
Nick Lachey’s interview in DETAILS Magazine is basically the Cliffs Notes of how Kim Kardashian slept her way to the middle (in short: by leasing boyfriends and trading them in for the new model as soon as another one was available). Lachey recalled how, on a cinema date where he was sure they were not followed, Kardashian contacted paparazzi who surrounded the place as they tried to leave. She’s literally always been a famewhore according to everyone who’s ever dated her including Lachey, Ray J, and her first husband Damon Thomas. But Kardashian allegedly says Lachey knew what was going on. Moreover, he allowed the same shenanigans while he was dating Jessica Simpson. ‘Jessica Simpson and Nick were the King and Queen of the photo op when they were together,’ a friend of Kardashian’s tells Naughty But Nice. ‘I admit, it was most likely Joe Simpson or Jessica’s people that were calling in the tip, however, Nick must have known what was going on. You shouldn’t throw stones when you live in a glass house. Nick has been in the business a long time. He knows better than to reveal the secrets. It’s like a magician revealing his tricks. Reality stars should stick together. What’s next? Is Nick going to disclose that celebrities wear makeup?’