Here’s Reese Witherspoon with either a carb paunch or a baby. Not that it matters which, at this point. Sources have declared the actress pregnant and splashed the ‘secret news’ all over the tabloids. About which I would have anticipated a denial. Except People Magazine, her go-to mouthpieces, have also declared her preggo (aren’t we’re all going to feel bad if this is an overlong, laboured April Fool’s Day joke started weeks ago because Witherspoon plays to win). Whatever’s in there, gas/ food/ Internet/ IRL baby, it’s showing a little so I’m posting pictures of it. Five photos of Witherspoon running errands in L.A.
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This Is Hilary Duff After Giving Birth Last Week
For those interested in staring at someone’s tummy after they’ve given birth and ceased to be relevant or interesting, here’s Hilary Duff leaving Nine Zero One hair salon in West Hollywood, Caifornia March 29. She tweeted of her trip: ‘Just got my hair did from my girl [Riawna Capri] thanks love! I’m feelin fresh. Heading back home to hang with munchkin.’ Duff gave birth Tuesday March 20, to baby boy Luca Cruz Comrie. 10 photos of Duff’s mom boobs are below.
Jessica Simpson Can’t Wear Heels Anymore
With only a month to go before she delivers a 10-pound baby, having gained 60-pounds, Jessica Simpson has reportedly conceded that flats would be better since, as she told Jay Leno mid-March, ‘It’s a tough thing here and I’m wearing six inch heels, it’s a lot of weight to carry on six inches.’ And now a source tells Us Weekly that Simpson will spend the final month of her pregnancy in flats even though she joked back in November: ‘I’m probably going to deliver my baby in [4-inch YSL heels].’ An onlooker overheard Simpson this week saying: ‘Only one month to go! I can’t wear heels anymore. I tried but it was too hard. Wearing heels is like a religion to me, so it’s tough!’ Simpson is due mid-to-late April.
- Miley Cyrus Showing Too Much Skin? - The Superficial
- Jennifer Lopez's Boobs Are Sagging - Lainey Gossip
- Katy Perry Covered Up At Billboard Awards - Buzznet
- Miley Cyrus Replaces Jennifer Lopez? - Lainey Gossip
- Don't Kiss Will Smith On The Mouth - The Superficial
- Miley Cyrus Weight Loss Gone Too Far? - Buzznet
- I Can See Through Rihanna's Skirt - The Superficial
- Khloe Kardashian's Real Mom Still Alive - Rumor Fix
Photos Of Charlize Theron With Baby Jackson
Because Charlize Theron has a bunch of films to promote too (Lainey surmises the timing of the adoption reveal is a power play), here she is holding Jackson during errands yesterday. This is the first time Theron has been out with her African America four-month-old domestically-adopted son. So, to be clear, the photos you saw of her holding a random White baby on other sites were of someone else’s kid (she held a random kid in January and some conjectured it was hers although her son’s a different race). You can’t see his face, but as the SWATH/ Prometheus release dates near she’ll become less camera-shy with him.
Photos of Theron at a West Hollywood post office getting a passport for her son.
Alicia Silverstone Feeding Bear From Her Mouth
There was no title I could have given this that wouldn’t have been ludicrous, since it’s a post about Alicia Silverstone bird-like vomming in her kid’s mouth and that kid is called Bear Blu. I don’t know if this is a thing, like daily placenta pills, since I’m nulliparous, but Silverstone can be seen in this video posted to her site chewing food and spitting it in her baby’s mouth. I’m going to side-step some inappropriate jokes and just ask the mom readers if they do this too?
This has a bunch of downvotes on YouTube and the actress says of the practice: ‘I just had a delicious breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon. Yum! I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite…and mine. He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating. This video was taken about a month or 2 ago when he was a bit wobbly. Now he is grabbing my mouth to get the food!’
January Jones Is Holding Someone’s Baby… Oh.
Since she expelled one of those baby things from her womb at some point months ago (who can even remember when?), here’s January Jones holding… um. I don’t know. I’m pretty sure it’s her kid. I. Ugh, dunno. She’s holding it. And she is not repelled by its presence. So I don’t know whether I buy that this isn’t some random baby hired by the hour with the provision he not puke on her jacket. Well, pretending she can tell her own kid from the rented one, a few more photos below for posterity. In related news, Jones is a witch: ‘I’m eating well, with vitamins and teas and with placenta capsulation. Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins. It’s something I was very hesitant about, but we’re the only mammals who don’t ingest our own placentas,’ says Jones, which means we should eat our poop and our babies too. ‘It’s not witch-crafty or anything!’





