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Zooey Deschanel: I Don’t Want To Have Kids

Zooey Deschanel’s heavy bangs and nerd girl ‘a-dork-able’ shtick cover Marie Claire May 2012. It’s a varied interview, but I’m going to skip right to a few parts that are blowing up following the news vacuum that is the Easter weekend.

Deschanel admits not wanting kids and talks about losing weight as a teenager because she was ‘chubby.’ In the interview, like Jon Hamm/ Jennifer Westfeldt and flaky Jennifer Aniston, Deschanel says she doesn’t feel compelled to arbitrarily push a baby out of her just because she has the plumbing to do so. Someone alert Gwyneth Paltrow! I like that Deschanel doesn’t hedge her words, she’s all ‘Nah, babies aren’t for me.’ Although, I’m a little annoyed with the qualifier that she ‘likes’ kids as though the child-free do not and as though getting pregnant has anything to do with liking kids. Then the weight thing, I think Deschanel compensated for her weight by over-egging her personality.

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Alyson Hannigan: Due In June, It’s Not Twins

Shall we anticipate misguided fat-shaming directed at Alyson Hannigan, complete with speculation about how many babies she’s gestating? Speaking with Rachael Ray end of last week, Hannigan said she’s only growing one baby and she’s not due until June. Seemingly already annoyed with strangers asking how soon she’s pushing out multiples, Hannigan said: ‘The last couple of times I’ve been at stores people have been like, ‘Oh, you’re ready to pop, right?’ I’m like, ‘Actually, I have a couple more months. Somebody said, ‘You’re sure there’s not two?’ I keep asking my doctor the same thing.’ 12 photos of Hannigan, husband Alexis Denisof, and their daughter Satyana Denisof, 3, in Central Park in NYC April 7.

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Tori Spelling: Stop Calling Jessica Simpson ‘Fat’

Tori Spelling understands pregnancy, since she’s been pregnant non-stop for years. As such, she understands that you’re not getting any thinner while carrying around another human being. This fact seems to have escaped some people, however, like The Today Show guests who called Jessica Simpson ‘fat’ last week. And The View’s Joy Behar, who said: ‘Remember the time that Jessica Simpson was criticized because she didn’t know the difference between chicken and tuna? That kind of thing is more fun to criticize than the fact that the girl is fat. Most women who are pregnant are not supposed to gain more than 25 pounds. She looks like she gained a lot more than that.’ Simpson joked about her weight this weekend, saying of her CGI bump: ‘Last chance to see me ‘fat’ aka PREGNANT on the cover of Elle. I loved this shoot, only on stands for a few more days!!!’ Except preggo again Spelling is not laughing: ‘When women are pregnant, people need to lay off. It’s a really special time and you should be able to deal with it in your own terms. You just have to wear it proud and go with it. Every body is different. As far is weight, you never know what is going to happen. You can’t control what angle people are snapping your photo from. Craving is an overrated word! Basically when you’re pregnant, you’re very hungry. You’re eating for two. That’s the bottom line and any food sounds good.’

Tori Spelling Got Pregnant Again Weeks Later

In clown car news, Tori Spelling put another baby in her womb only six-weeks after pushing out the last one. I would make a heartless Michelle Duggar joke here, but I’m honestly too dumbfounded; clinging to my ovaries and rocking back and forth. Spelling admits that she’s already in her second trimester of pregnancy, with her fourth baby, despite just giving birth October 10, 2011. The 38-year-old explains how she learned she’d been SURPRISE! preggoed again.

Hilary Duff’s Baby Has A Face, How ‘Bout That?

I was a little concerned that Hilary Duff’s baby would be all giant piggies and no Kung-Fu grip, since the first photo only showed the boy’s feet sticking out of swaddling clothes. However, I’m relieved to inform you, he has eyes too. Giant eyes to go with his giant piggies. Looking at his mother like, ‘B**ch, is that a first generation iPhone?’ here’s the first facial photo of two-week-old baby Luca.

Hilary Duff Tweets Photo Of Luca Cruz Comrie

In case you were wondering whether Hilary Duff’s baby came packaged with fingers and toes, here’s a photo that leads me to believe he’s hands-free but comes with prehensile feet. He’s all little piggies and no Kung-Fu grip. Looking through Duff’s feed it’s more of the same. She’s been on the ‘elliptical,’ and doing ‘pilates,’ so she’s able to lift her baby and his giant feet (photo to scale).