Mariah Yeater can still make a few more thousand dollars staging shots with paparazzi and selling photo/ video rights to media outlets all the while defaming Justin Bieber and claiming with no proof he’s the father of her baby. Asked by the Chicago Sun-Times on December 14 whether she’d given up this charade, Yeater said nope. Because, [...]
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Katy Perry Is Pregnant With A Taco Bell Baby
Katy Perry is also Internet preggo, I’m calling it that now in the interest of separating food babies and pillow babies (Katy Perry, Jennifer Aniston, Beyonce) from actual pregnancies that will result in an IRL baby (Jessica Simpson). So, Perry’s Internet preggo with a Taco Bell baby, specifically. At least that’s what she’s going with [...]
Jennifer Aniston Is Only Internet Pregnant
Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant. She wasn’t pregnant in Fall when these rumours started in the tabloids and she’s not pregnant now. She’s not pregnant with twins, nor triplets as playfully suggested by her rep in the denial about this cover: ‘[It's] not true… it’s triplets (lols).’ I guess Aniston is Internet preggo with her [...]
Jennifer Garner Isn’t GOOPY About Motherhood
Despite making the sanctimonious observation that ‘there’s no deeper want for a woman’ than to be a mother, Jennifer Garner has changed her tune, three pregnancies in, admitting she’s no longer GOOPY about motherhood. She was JOOP, to Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP and Beyonce’s BOOP. But Garner officially unsubscribed from the pretentions, preachy club and admitted [...]
Jessica Simpson $3 Million Weight Loss Deal
Jessica Simpson will be paid $3 million to lose the same number of pounds she would if there were no deal in place. Page Six is reporting that Simpson landed a deal with Weight Watchers where she has a year of portion control to reach her goal. It would be pretty tragic if Simpson spent [...]
Jessica Simpson To Design Maternity Line
If you’ve ever wanted to buy overpriced Dutch ovens, Jessica Simpson may have the shill muumuu for you. In all honesty, no matter what she says, I’m going to guess Simpson’s rather detached from the whole design process. So all you’re going to get are glorified slave-labour Snuggies. Whatever. Simpson recently attended a promotional appearance [...]
