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Peaches Geldof Welcomes Astala Dylan Willow

Peaches Geldof was pregnant for what felt like days because she hid it for so long. And she has already fired out a baby boy just to prove that she can preggo faster than Jessica Simpson can preggo. With a human womb that allowed the baby to come out before it grew into a pre-teen, Geldof delivered a little ahead of the expected April 24 due date which was also her late mother’s birthday. This is the 23-year-old’s first child, with fiance Thomas Cohen. Geldof’s full name is Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof. She revealed her son’s full name in Hello Magazine a few weeks ago: Astala Dylan Willow Cohen-Geldof. The socialite gave birth a few days ago and tweeted: ‘Yes, it’s true. I’M A MUMMY!!!! My little boy is the most beautiful thing in this world. When he holds @tomfromscum’s finger with his hand its the sweetest thing ever. X’ The baby’s father, 20-years-old, tweeted: ‘I’m a dad he is the most perfect thing ever so proud of his beautiful mum @peaches_g and overcome with joy x.’

10 photos of Peaches Geldof and fiance Thomas Cohen around London in March.

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People Fat-Shamed Pregnant Mariah Carey Too

People fat-shamed Mariah Carey while she was pregnant with kids who’ve since learned Morse code to communicate with the toddler sucking the life out of Jessica Simpson. The 42-year-old addresses the criticism by basically calling herself a whale who looked full-term for nine months but stopped eating brownies out of the trash when other people said the same. Her Shape interview is below.

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In Other News: Katie Holmes’ Back Hurts

Here’s Katie Holmes carrying her six-year-old because walking to her car means tripping over paparazzi kneeling to get a better shot of the child. These were taken shortly before Holmes’ back gave out and little Cruise had to carry her mother the rest of the way. 10 photos show the wall of photographers and fans.

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Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer Expecting A Baby

Anna Paquin, 29, and husband Stephen Moyer, 42, are expecting their first child together after meeting on the set of True Blood’s pilot in 2007 and marrying in 2010 (Moyer already has two children, Lilac, 10, and Billy, 12, from previous relationships). Hopefully the new season of True Blood has already finished filming because it would be pretty awkward explaining away Sookie’s baby bump. That said, Paquin’s not due until Fall. So there’s plenty of time to squeeze in some preggo Sookeeeh/ vamp/ necro pr0n before she pops that thing out.

Kanye West Knows Urinal Cakes Isn’t Beyonce

In a concession that will placate those of you AS IFing all over my Facebook, Kanye West admitted that Kim Kardashian is to urinal cakes what Beyonce is to hideous pants. Because AS IF Kardashian could compare to a real talent. Last week, Us Weekly’s sources claimed that West’s delusions had devolved to where he compared his Wednesday s3x tape partner to his friend’s wife: ‘It’s not a PR stunt. They’re perfect for each other. He thinks she’s his Beyonce.’ Which honestly sounds like it came out of the mouth of pimp momager as she picked their kids’ names. But relax, because that never happened. And West’s back to his d**k photo defense: if he’s not rapping about it, it never happened. Remember, he admitted to the d**k photos because he already rapped about it in Runaway. He said the same when asked about the comparison by the tabloid: ‘Of course there are a lot of media inaccuracies surrounding this past couple of weeks, especially the ‘She’s my Beyonce’ quote,’ West told the tabloid. ‘I would never compare anyone to my friend’s wife. Come on now, that doesn’t even sound like me. If I don’t say something in a rap or on Twitter, it’s not true.’

In related news, Howard Stern is over it. And Khloe Kardashian’s womb is displaying a ‘Vacancy’ sign, despite the apparent admission by her father-in-law. Sources tell RadarOnline.com that Joe Odom’s admission is ‘absolutely not true.’

Added below because they’re new, photos of Beyonce and B.I.C. in NYC April 17.

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Melissa Joan Hart Is Pregnant Too. Oh. Good.

Melissa Joan Hart just announced that she’s expecting. Again. She tweeted Tuesday: ‘(Early) Happy Birthday to me! And baby makes 3!’ She and husband Mark Wilkerson are already parents to Mason Walter, 6, and Braydon Hart, 4. In semi-related news, there’s a Sabrina The Teenage Witch movie in the works so start crying onto your VHS box set now before its bastardized too.