Jennifer Garner is surgically attached to her chirrens since they’re all members of the Ben Affleck fan club and have meetings thrice-weekly. Speaking of which, here are some photos from yesterday afternoon of the second-youngest member of the club (the foetus is the youngest person and has its own membership ID and parking space). As [...]
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LeAnn Rimes’ Ovaries Are Not Up For Discussion
Because she asked us not to, let’s discuss LeAnn Rimes’ ovaries. On Halloween, Rimes tweeted her costume which was a beaten, drunken, preggo, White trash bride. I jokingly suggested that she foreshadowed a Married Mistress baby, the way she foreshadowed her wedding a year before. And I guess I’m not the only one positing all [...]
Beyonce’s Pillow Baby Will Be FedExed Early
There are two blind items circulating at the moment that feel rather random and wild, but I’m paying them lip service because of the months of pillow mystery and indecisive due dates. Recently, Beyonce was photographed around NYC looking preggo in the face and neck because eating too much ice cream is the best way [...]
Rachel Uchitel Marriage Hasn’t Fallen Apart Yet
Rachel Uchitel married a random and got knocked up. Which is totally awesome because when karma comes around and falcon kicks her in the biscuit, it’ll sting all the more. Uchitel married October 2 and announced she was pregnant October 26, which seems to have escaped a few people excitedly reporting on her being five-months [...]
Dido Named Baby Stan Which Isn’t Weird At All
Dido gave birth in Summer, which is news since she misplaced the baby down the back of the couch and only now recovered him along with about tree-fiddy. The Daily Mail reports, seemingly based on assumptions and trawling through the singer’s Facebook, that Dido gave birth to her son Stanley Gavin July 2011. She recently wrote on [...]
Jennifer Aniston Probably Has Brad Pitt’s Sperm
Jennifer Aniston just ticked off the last crazy box in Cat Lady Bingo. I assumed she handed in her giant marker and tombola when she started dating Justin Theroux. However, this anecdote from a friend certifies her as a lifetime member of the club (lifetime membership also means her cats will always have a father [...]
