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Camila Alves Shows off Her Post-Baby Body

The woman best known for being the chica a shirtless Matthew McConaughey knocked up, twice, without marrying, Camila Alves, was seen on the red carpet for the first time since giving birth. Proud father McConaughey recently shared a photo of his baby mama, himself, and their three-and-a-half week old baby, Vida Alves McConaughey. The mother [...]

Matthew McConaughey’s Baby Vida: First Photo

The first photo has been released of Matthew McConaughey’s newborn baby daughter, Vida Alves McConaughey. The picture was released on his slow-ass, flash-based, makes you wait to buffer just to see the content-free landing page, plays auto-play audio, website. Before you ask, no, sadly, I’m not kidding.
Vida Alves McConaughey is slow off the mark, in [...]

Mel Gibson Wears Earplugs to Avoid Parenting

This answers those who ever wondered how 54-year-old Mel Gibson can be the father of eight children and still keep most of his hair. The tragically nicknamed OctoDad became a father of eight recently. He was asked by Jay Leno, on Tuesday, about his growing brood the latest of whom was born of his mistress-turned-number-one-bish, [...]

OctoMom Celebrating Octuplets’ First Birthday

Octuplets: Maliyah, Makai, Isaiah, Noah, Josiah, Jeremiah, Jonah, and Nariyah.
Nadya Suleman is celebrating the arrival of another camera into her home, and her own newly slimmed-down figure. She has been photographed at the world’s smallest pAArty, with her confused babies. Her kids look like they don’t want the cameras there and Suleman looks like she [...]

Kourtney Kardashian Fake OK! Magazine Cover

Kourtney Kardashian took to her Twitter to blast the fake ass bishes at OK! magazine, for photoshopping in her booty and airbrushing out her baby weight for their fake ass new cover. The magazine has a big ol’ pair of balls on them. They brazenly slapped together a cover and interview, and called it an [...]

Monica Bellucci Pregnant With her Second Child

Another thin, attractive person is preggers. This time it’s an actress, not a model, so I don’t know how much we care. Okay, we do care about pretty people procreating. Any pretty people. Especially when they are 45-years-old and giving birth to their second child. The Italian actress and her husband Vincent Cassel are expecting [...]