Snooki is still promoting the spin-off that’s really footage of her drying out (rehab would have been cheaper than a baby). The 24-year-old recently spoke to Us Weekly, and began mommy fat-shaming that will certainly anger GOOP: ’I'm so skinny that I can wear larges or extra larges. I only just bumped up to a medium. I’m five months and you can’t really see anything. It’s gonna pop up in like a week. I would die if I were [Jessica's] size. She’s like 45 months pregnant right now! [Jessica] said she indulged in everything that she wanted. I’m trying to eat healthy; fruits, lots of jelly and Italian ices. Nothing fattening at all.’
Photo of Snooki from March 21. Simpson hasn’t been seen in weeks. In related news, stars are wondering on Twitter when Simpson will deliver. Even though she’s not due until roughly May 1. Katy Perry tweeted: ’Has Jessica Simpson had that baby yet?! I’m getting anxious.’ Chelsea Handler tweeted soon after: ‘How has jessica simpson still not given birth to this baby? I’m getting frightened.’
