Blue Ivy Carter, the Notorious B.I.C., is already more successful than you. While I wait on the receipts for the birth of she and Khloe Kardashian (since we’re doing the paternity dance again), let’s paw over today’s B.I.C updates. First, Jay-Z’s song, Glory, that I still haven’t listened to all the way through because it bored [...]
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Beyonce & Jay-Z: Miscarriage, GLORY Feat. BIC
There are a bunch of random Beyonce updates that I’m shoehorning in since the couple has decided to have relationship diarrhea of the mouth after years of silence and it’s a little overwhelming. The couple who never really acknowledged dating nor marrying just issued a statement about the birth of their pillow, which I’m going to start [...]
Hypoallergenic Carter Is Upsetting The Peasants
Beyonce’s baby, Blue Ivy Carter, who I’m going to call Hypoallergenic Carter until I see photos of mother and baby, is more important that you. She’s so important she needed a private suite/ wing and private security at New York’s Lennox Hill Hospital, for which her parents paid a reported $1.3 million to seal and redecorate, [...]
Jessica Simpson Is Not Expecting A Pillow Baby
I’m arbitrarily reminding you of Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy since I’ve suffered 20-months of pillow lies from the lips of Beyonce. And, honestly, I need reminding of what an actual preggo woman looks like. Here’s five/six-months pregnant, barely, Simpson at the NBC Universal Winter TCA Press Tour Party in Pasadena, CA this weekend. She’s carrying an IRL [...]
GOOP Paltrow Clarifies Beyonce Pillow Name
As reported earlier, Beyonce’s pillow was excised by scheduled C-section Saturday evening in New York City. However, because of the rush to report the story, there has been some confusion over the baby name (I read Houston Chronicle, Global Grind, E!, People, TMZ, New York Daily News, Page Six, and Daily Mail before posting… and with two choices I [...]
Beyonce & Jay-Z Welcome Their Pillow Baby
Going on multiple reports, following last week’s fabricated rumours that were nothing but one big Twitter MadLib (then copy&pasted by people with nothing else to go on, including the fabricated, budget baby name), it would appear Beyonce has delivered her pillow. Following last week’s lies, Beyonce covered her pillow with a few layers and went [...]
