Because this needs explaining for people who’ve never spent any time around younger relatives or their own damn kids, sometimes kids fall down and hurt themselves. True story: the littlest Grindhouse sibling fell down two weeks ago, landing on something plastic and chipping one of his front teeth… it was fixed, but damn. Kids fall down. Little boys f**king ALWAYS fall down. It’s like, science, or something. With that out of the way, let’s just clarify that Albino Snooki (thanks for the name, Trevor!) didn’t beat on her own son; little Max Bratman, her kid with ex-husband Jordan Bratman. Because one photo agency had these photos of little Max with a giant bruise on his eye, hilarity ensued as everyone pointed out his mommy’s drinking problem. He fell down. He. Fell. Down.
Christina Aguilera is firing back at rumors she’s somehow responsible for a giant bruise on her son’s face… telling friends little Max [Bratman] simply had himself a little fall at the park… chasing squirrels. The photo was taken yesterday afternoon at LAX… with rumors circulating that Christina’s ‘erratic behavior and alleged booze-filled outings’ somehow contributed to Max’s accident. But sources tells us, that’s total nonsense: 3-year-old Max was out with his nanny last week, chasing around squirrels… and the kid tripped over a rock and bruised his face. According to our sources, Max was taken to the doctor immediately and everything was fine. No broken nose, no stitches. Just your average boyhood bruise. As one source put it, ‘Christina is a great mom … Max is her #1 priority.’ [via TMZ.com]
There are 10 photos below of the mother and son and Matthew Rutler at LAX.
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