The Office’s Jenna Fischer gave birth September last year, soon after which she went on a rant about how it’s not fair that breastfeeding is like free Weight Watchers for some mothers but not for others when they’re all under the same pressure to be thin. Fischer just gave an interview to Celebuzz.com, to whom she bemoaned it’s ‘unnatural’ to be bikini-ready weeks after giving birth because she’s still struggling to lose weight gained while carrying her son: ‘There’s so much pressure on you as a new mom that the last thing you need to have hanging over your head is some expectation of what your body is supposed to look like. I actually think that the scrutiny of new mothers bodies has gotten out of control. Every new mother just gets a free pass. I’m actually angered by the ‘posing in a bikini six weeks after having my baby’ [trend]… Who cares if our boobs are hanging low and we have a little more junk in the trunk? We created a human being, everybody. Let’s celebrate!’ In January, Fischer basically said the same thing while seemingly resigning herself to never losing the weight but not being bothered by it: ‘Let me please stand in solidarity with all of the women who are not a size 2 six weeks after leaving the hospital. I thought, you read all of the stuff in magazines like, ‘Oh, I breastfed my baby and I am so skinny now.’ I am breastfeeding my baby and I am not getting any skinnier! I think I’m just going to be a little bit bigger for a little bit longer and that’s fine with me.’
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Levi Johnston To Name His Kid ‘Breeze Beretta’
Levi Johnston knocked-up another woman who didn’t even have time to question her life choices while picking out a tramp stamp. Following claims from Sarah Palin that Johnston is largely absent from the life of his son with Bristol Palin, he impregnated Sunny Oglesby who tells Inside Edition the name the couple has chosen for their daughter: Breeze Beretta Johnston. Worse than Maxwell ‘Maxi Pad’ Johnson, Jessica Simpson’s daughter. Little Febreze Pew Pew Pew Johnston’s name will be confirmed in the interview that will air on Wednesday.
Jessica Simpson Births Maxwell Drew Johnson
Jessica Simpson has given birth to something one gathers is a newborn and not a millennial. Moreover, Simpson’s baby thing is called the baby thing name the tabloids reported months ago: Maxwell, Maxi for short as claimed by In Touch Weekly. Which I was hoping was not true because Maxi Johnson is kind of an unfortunate name. Simpson checked into hospital just over one hour ago, and she’s already delivered. Which means she was correct, and her daughter exploded from her uterus from a waterslide attached to Simpson’s vagina. The family issued a statement on her website: ‘Eric and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson. We are grateful for all the love, support and prayers we have received. This has been the greatest experience of our lives!!’ The baby weighed 9 lbs. 13 oz. at 21¾ inches long. Maxwell is Eric Johnson’s middle name, while Drew is Simpson’s mother Tina’s maiden name.
- Adam Levine Hates Kim Kardashian Too - TooFab
- Miley Cyrus Showing Her Cleavage - The Superficial
- Tara Reid Is Basically A Paid Escort? - Hollywood PQ
- Here's Chloe Sevigny's Fake Wang - DS [NSFW]
- Jennifer Lopez's Boobs Are Sagging - Lainey Gossip
- So... How Is Sex With Miley Cyrus? - Hollywood PQ
- Courtney Stodden Is A Kitty Cat - DS [Site NSFW]
- Jeremy Renner Is Probably A Booze Hound - Rumor Fix
Snooki Denies Fat-Shaming Jessica Simpson
Snooki denies fat-shaming Jessica Simpson, during an interview with Us Weekly. Appearing to join in with the mommy weight-shaming and conjecture about Simpson’s pregnancy, Snooki made several comments about not eating ‘fattening’ foods and being ‘so skinny’ she hadn’t even bought any maternity clothing yet. But the Jersey Shore star denies malice behind the ‘I would die if I were [Jessica's] size,’ comment. The 24-year-old posted on Twitter: ‘I NEVER dissed Jessica Simpson you weirdo tabloids , get over it with your pregnant war articles. I love the girl and her hot ass bump.’ So… Snooki isn’t actually denying the whole interview, nor is she denying the fat-shaming. Just the intent behind it. She said it. I guess. She just didn’t mean to sound judgmental about it.
Beyonce Addresses The Pillow Conspiracies
Beyonce tells People Magazine it’s ridiculous to think The Notorious Blue Ivy Carter fell out of anyone else’s vagina, because no peasant would be worthy of bearing such royalty. During the pregnancy, there were rumours that Beyonce double-stuffed with man-made fibres while sticking out a carb paunch. About which Beyonce is still fuming, because her belly was full of baby not full of lies.
She tells People: ‘That was crazy. It wasn’t hurtful, it was just crazy. [I thought] ‘Where did they come up with this?’ Her own mother, Tina Knowles, adds of surrogacy rumours: ‘I thought it was very unfair and very cruel that someone would think that someone would be that diabolical to keep up a charade like that for nine months. As a mother it was painful for me to hear the crazy rumors. And I even had people ask me, which was so ridiculous.’ Asked about one of the pillows deflating, the 58-year-old continued: ‘It was a fabric that folded; does fabric not fold? Oh my gosh, so stupid. [But] there was so much love and well wishes from all over the world, it made it easier to deal with the stupid rumors.’
January Jones Interacting With A Baby Thing
Here’s January Jones deigning to hold Xander Dane Jones for a few frames, after which point I assume she tossed him to the nanny (in the polka dot). Side note from my photo agency, since I wouldn’t have been staring at his diapers, apparently the baby is wearing The Honest Company Diapers by Jessica Alba.








