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First Photos Of January Jones Since Giving Birth

January Jones was photographed yesterday in Santa Monica, CA and it’s the first time she’s been photographed since birthing some married dude’s kid. It’s speculated, since she named her son ‘Xander’ that Jones romanced Xander Berkeley, her married co-star from the movie Seeking Justice. We’ll probably never know unless she slips up, since the father’s name has been left off the birth certificate. Jones prefers we slut-shame while reciting an alphabetised listicle of her conquests. Here are 20 photos of the actress and baby son. She’s wearing baggy clothes since she just gave birth September 13 but she looks great.

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Special Pregnancy Announcement Coming Soon

I’m rolling  my eyes as I write this because of the original source, so bear with me. Jessica Simpson has basically been living in sack cloths/ muumuus and animal print potato sacks for the last few weeks. She’s been gaining significant amounts of weight, even though she’s probably going to get married before year’s end. And she’s forever covering her stomach with a huge purse. THESE ARE the most recent photos of Simpson, taken yesterday afternoon as she spent time in Los Cabos, Mexico with fiance Eric Johnson and sister Ashlee Simpson. InTouch Weekly bolted out of the gate with this gem: ‘The 31-year-old singer recently attended the 32nd birthday party of her fiancé, Eric Johnson, where she sent back her glass of champagne for a birthday toast. As it turns out, the pair has something even better to celebrate. A source close to Jessica and Eric tells In Touch the couple is expecting their first child.’ ITW’s source adds ‘She’s already having kooky cravings! [Especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate] which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet’ cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas. She swapped booze for chips one time and she’s getting heavier. Okay then. ITW is claiming this as ‘exclusive confirmation’ and it’s probably going to be their cover this Wednesday. Celebuzz.com adds this ambiguous little number, someone’s confirming a pregnancy soon: ‘People Magazine is said to be coming out with a special pregnancy announcement within the next few weeks.’

Simpson in animal print September 13 in B.H.; Simpson in black August 15 in L.A.

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Brad Pitt Explains Selling Kids’ Photos To People

Brad Pitt has explained why he and partner Angelina Jolie sold pictures of their then-newborn twins to People Magazine for $14 million, which they put into their charitable foundation: ‘I know some of these guys who are in that ‘stalkerazzi’ world, and you really have to separate them from the paparazzi in our industry. That’s another breed. They have their heroes who got the big, scandalous shot, which just promotes more of that, It’s a very strange thing to be selling photos of something that’s very intimate and personal. And those of which you want to protect. We have to plan an escape every day just to get out of the house; kind of a Mission Impossible with decoys, and that’s the life we live in, and that’s the one we asked for. But we knew there was a bounty on our head … and we know the lengths they go to to get that shot. So we figured, ‘Let’s cut it off in the beginning,’ and instead of that money going to people I do not respect, we would make some good out of it.’ They need a set of decoys and red herring/ circuitous travel plans in order to leave their house every day? Yeah, sounds about right. Johnny Depp spoke about how Pitt and Jolie were followed in his Vanity Fair January 2011 interview, promoting The Tourist, ‘Poor [Angelina], dogged by paparazzi; her and Brad…all their kids. There are times when you see how ridiculous is this life, how ludicrous it is, you know, leaving your house every morning and being followed by paparazzi… [She and I had] to hide, sometimes not even being able to talk to each other in public because someone will take a photograph and it will be misconstrued and turned into some other s**t.’

35 photos of Brad Pitt, in blue, at the California Moneyball premiere September 19; in black, with Angelina Jolie, at the TIFF Moneyball premiere September 9.

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January Jones Still Won’t Name Baby’s Father

January Jones’ womb is still full of secrets even after pooping out her IRL baby. I’d forgotten about the formality of Jones completing a birth certificate for her son, Xander Dane Jones, born September 13. TMZ.com notes that the birth certificate has been filed with the L.A. County Dept. of Public Health and Jones left the name of the father blank. The website offers a listicle of possible baby daddies, ‘Jason Sudeikis, super chef Bobby Flay, X-Men director Matthew Vaughn and Seeking Justice co-star Xander Berkeley,’ that’s derived from an alarmingly-long list of every married man from the set of X-Men: First Class and the men she’s rumoured to have dated/ slept with the last 12 months. To be fair, TheSuperficial.com readers guessed 10 days ago that Jones probably named her son after Berkeley, ‘What if…what if January Jones just told us who the father is: Xander Berkeley (George Mason from Seasons 1 and 2 of 24), her married co-star on the movie Seeking Justice, which they filmed late last year.’ Any guesses?

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Brenda Song Seen Weeping After Hospital Visit

Okay, so a bunch of my friends have been writing about Brenda Song’s womb today, pontificating about whether there was ever an IRL baby/ gas baby/ food baby/ goat baby thing in there. I didn’t really follow the story, since it came from Celebuzz.com who never really have exclusives… and yet suddenly they had this one. An unnamed source ‘confirmed,’ as though that’s their place, the pregnancy of Song by Trace Cyrus, brother of Miley Cyrus. Soon after the Celebuzz story, RadarOnline.com spoke to Song’s mother who got all indignant about her daughter getting knocked-up out-of-wedlock; insisting she was raised better than that and she had NEVER been pregnant. And, today, there are new photos of Song and Cyrus (to which I don’t have access to, but you can see them here and here). AND X17Online.com has a somewhat ambiguous update, in which Song exits a car, aided by Cyrus; she is weeping, struggling to walk, and half-dressed, upon return from hospital. Cyrus and Tish Cyrus drove and escorted Song home to ‘rest’ in a tee and house shoes after a trip to Providence St. Joseph Hospital in Burbank, LA on Thursday. X17′s photos are here and they report, ‘Brenda seemed really upset. She was sobbing and covering her face and Trace was obviously really concerned. He helped Brenda out of the car; he appeared worried because she was weak. Trace followed his girlfriend inside to comfort her, while Tish helped around the house by taking out the trash. The pair left Brenda’s side after a few of hours, and returned to their Toluca Lake home nearby.’ I think the trip to hospital was probably to visit her mother, who is in treatment for cancer at the moment. However, X17 seems to imply the actress was admitted and the photos show her upon being discharged… and their commenters infer she miscarried or something happened to the mystery baby.

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GOOP And BOOP Can Patronize Each Other Now

I’ve never been so glad that Gwyneth Paltrow has one friend. Paltrow has been name-dropping Beyonce roughly since the first time she was on Glee as Holly Holiday. And Beyonce started doing the same when she became pregnant. Beyonce’s going to end up being insufferable and indignant, I can feel it. My guess is you can’t hang with GOOP without becoming sanctimonious. And so GOOP turned Beyonce into BOOP. I’m calling them that now. Until they cease being insufferable. Because she’s been anointed, BOOP is issuing her own edicts. This time, we child-free women are being told we’re not empowered, no matter how accomplished unless… in the words of Louis C.K…. a baby has fallen out of our vagina and stepped on our dreams: ‘[Pregnancy is empowering] absolutely. It is the most powerful creation for you to be able to have life growing inside of you. There is no bigger gift, nothing more empowering.’ There are a few more helpful pointers below via Celebitchy.com as Beyonce is promoting her new scent ‘L’eau De I Hope I Don’t Poop During Birth… Push Poops Are A Thing, Right?’

20 photos of Beyonce promoting her newly-released scent; wearing blue at the press launch of her fragrance, Pulse, held at the PH-D Rooftop Lounge at the Dream Downtown Hotel in New York City September 21; in white, the newer photos, Beyonce promotes her scent at Macy’s, in New York City September 22.

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