Completely peeing all over their earlier reporting, TMZ.com now claims that there was no paternity test taken when Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child was a toddler. It had been claimed, last month, when the scandal broke, that a paternity test had been taken a decade ago when the 13-year-old boy was just a baby. That was [...]
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Is Kim Kardashian Having A Shotgun Wedding?
Short answer: no. Longer answer: Magazines were light on things to fabricate, this slow news week, so we’re getting concurrent lies about Kim Kardashian. There are three main updates about Kardashian, which should each get their own post. But f**k it. She’s being stuffed three-in-one. Just the way she likes it. In fact, I’m going [...]
Kim Zolciak Announces Birth Of Son On Twitter
Kim Zolciak’s womb is empty after shooting out one of those baby things. Because reps cost mad bills that she’d rather spend on lycra hair, Zolciak made the birth announcement on Twitter. Sharing the news that she and Kroy Biermann were parents to their first child together, Zolciak wrote, ‘@biermann71 and I are happy to [...]
Victoria Beckham Looks Warm And Comfortable
Here’s Victoria Beckham playing with her sons in a Los Angeles park. I guess it’s probably not cold in Los Angeles. But Beckham’s dressed like her baby thing’s cold and so she needs to insulate her womb, lest it demand compensation in the form of Snuggies and coco. Add to that, she’s trying to play [...]
Khloe Kardashian Pregnancy Worries Contrived?
For her reality show, which I gather is coming to an end, Khloe Kardashian will be staging a carefully-scripted crying session about how her womb isn’t the place to grow a human child. Each of these episodes has some trite after-school special life-lesson or some contrived dilemma producers decided would be the topic of the [...]
Jane Seymour Admits Making Up Love Children
Jane Seymour, suddenly scared that the younger version of herself would be killed in retaliation, has retracted statements made about Arnold Schwarzenegger. While on the red carpet earlier in the month, not long after the Schwarzenegger love child scandal broke, Seymour spoke to journalists about remaining love children of Schwarzeneggers who were yet to be [...]
