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Jon Hamm Too Rude To Impregnate On Demand

The Real Draper/ Like A Boss Draper is looking better than ever after my attempts to warm to Slow Draper ™ on the cancelled The Playboy Club. Seriously, how many of you are missing the real Mad Men with the poor imitators filling in the space until it airs 2012? Thank goodness, it’s filming again. Then we can see The Real Draper drink himself to another stomach ulcer and a withered liver while delivering witticisms Jon Hamm has the intelligence to pull off. Back to the point, Hamm was Jennifer Aniston’d on the red carpet when some obnoxious reporter demanded to know why he and longtime girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt don’t have kids. He gave the most well-worded reply to this question I think I’ve ever heard: ‘It’s always on the periphery of the discussion, but we do not have children… And I have a tremendous amount of respect for my friends who do balance this particular career with raising a kid, ’cause it’s a tricky environment to bring them into… So not for us just yet.’ He also talked about winning the part of Draper over another actor… like a boss: ‘I couldn’t have had less heat on me [during the Mad Men audition process]. Nobody knew who I was. The casting directors didn’t know who I was. I wasn’t on anybody’s lists… and they had lists. The funny thing was, I think they went to Thomas Jane for it, and they were told that Thomas Jane does not do television… now starring in Hung, by the way.’

20 photos of Hamm just because it was nice editing pictures of the real thing.

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Twitter Photo Of Ryan Phillippe’s Baby Daughter

Alexis Knapp shared a Twitter photo of the baby daughter she claims is Ryan Phillippe’s. The baby might be his, or not. I don’t recall reading about the results of any DNA test and Knapp is his ex-girlfriend. Meh. Well, in the mean time, Knapp has released another photo of her daughter. The Daily Mail seemed to think this was the ‘first photo,’ however, we’ve already seen her at the beach with her mother (The Daily Mail is also still misspelling the girl’s name as ‘Kaliani’). The photo of baby Kailana Phillippe-Knapp was posted to Twitter with the caption, ‘I do declare you to be the prettiiiest lil girl in the whole wide world.’

Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant With A Food Baby

I KNEW IT! Lies & Style has an eyewitness, to Jessica Simpson’s inhaling of an alarming amount of calories, who claims the singer is pregnant with a food baby.

I guessed Simpson was expecting either a gas baby or a food baby in her dutch oven. But if a random person who stared at Simpson while writing everything she ate in a listicle on their iPhone says she’s having a food baby, she’s having a food baby. Don’t worry, it’s not an IRL baby, there would be no room for anything to live in there with all that pizza. Says the source, who saw Simpson having lunch with fiancé Eric Johnson in Los Angeles on October 2, ‘I definitely think she’s pregnant.’ The singer ordered, ‘chicken-fried steak (which is 2,084 calories, according to the restaurant’s menu), a pizza and a ‘pizookie’ (a big chocolate-chip-cookie dessert clocking in at 887 calories) at BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse in Century City.’ Admitting they were jumping to conclusions, the source added, ‘She ordered a ton of food. She has to be pregnant. She didn’t have any alcohol to drink, either. There looked to be a cocktail on the table, but I didn’t see her drink it. She was sipping a Perrier and nibbling off her fiancé’s plate; the cocktail was obviously [his].’ Simpson ate the source for taddling.

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Harper Seven Beckham Is Killing David Beckham

At least I glean this to be so from an excitable interview David Beckham gave the Wall Street Journal Magazine. The 36-year-old football player told the magazine that he’s noticed an array of additional grey hairs since the birth of his daughter, Harper Seven, only 12-weeks ago. ‘[I] got my first grey a few years ago and a couple more since we’ve had the little girl,’ he told the Wall Street Journal Magazine. ‘I definitely feel different than I did 10 years ago.’ I know I got a few grey hairs with my last food baby. My last gas baby nearly killed me. Beckham’s aged in the last quarter. I’m concerned, his baby’s slowly killing him right?

Jessica Alba Introduces Haven Garner Warren

Jessica Alba and her two baby girls are in OK! UK this week. This would be the first picture of Alba’s girls together and the first public photo of her newborn ever. Haven Garner Warren was born six-weeks-ago. I like this photo, since neither girl gives a f**k. Honor Marie Warren, 3, is sticking out her tongue and her baby sister is looking off camera as though looking directly into the camera while breaking wind would be gauche. Alba shares, perhaps a little too much, in her OK! magazine interview. There’s nothing in there about Push Poops ™ but we do get some very graphic details about her delivery in amongst the usual fawning over her baby. ‘Love at first sight,’ said Alba of giving birth again. ‘It did take a couple of days for it to sink in that I have another baby!’ She adds, with arresting nonchalance, ‘When I delivered Haven she was born still inside the amniotic sac, which is rare. The doctor grabbed the nurse and said: ‘Look at this!’ I was in the middle of pushing and he told me to hold on a minute and not to push! He was wearing basketball shorts and a T-shirt and said: ‘Oh I have to get my scrubs on for this!’ The sac burst on its own after she came out. It was a trip. When I was in recovery we still hadn’t chosen her name. Cash picked her up and said she came into the world in her ’safe haven’ and it clicked right then for both of us.’

Alyssa Milano’s Baby Boy Milo Thomas Bugliari

Alyssa Milano’s five-week-old baby boy Milo Thomas Bugliari is little, sleepy, possibly slightly-farty and over having his photo taken. So, this is just like every other photo of a gas/ food baby that turned out to be an IRL baby that time the mother wore a tight shirt. I guess Milano’s doing this because Twitter was overloaded when she went to over-share the first photo of herself breastfeeding and anecdotes about the delivery. Sidnote: I want his socks, so I’m stealing them.