Justin Bieber will take a DNA test to disprove his paternity of Mariah Yeater’s baby. There have been so many stories about the Bieber Baby that it’s hard to keep up. But, in short: Yeater claimed, with no proof, that Bieber was her son’s father; her lawyer’s bought it, they ran to Star and CNN to defame Bieber and admit statutory rape; Yeater’s lawyers claimed she MUST be telling the truth… because she told them she’d slept with no one else at the relevant time… as though she couldn’t just lie about with whom she slept; Yeater accused an ex-boyfriend of being father to the same baby; Yeater had planned to have her son adopted; there were rumours started by RadarOnline.com, furthered by blind items, that Selena Gomez dumped Bieber over the allegations but that’s not true, they’re still together. That’s the Cliffs Notes version. Well, Bieber’s in Europe with Gomez for the MTV Europe Music Awards. But he WILL take a DNA test when he returns to America. Once the results come back in a few weeks, Bieber’s going to sue Yeater. Probably for defamation. TMZ.com reports Yeater’s lawyers are ‘nervous’ and have gone to ground since learning of the counter-suit.
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They’re Both Carrying Babies In Their Colons
At least one of these women is pregnant and carrying their foetus in their colon rather than their tummy. I maintain that Beyonce takes alternate days off double-stuffing, when ripping man-made fibers out of her couch gets too much. And I’ve been overlooking the contents of Hilary Duff’s womb since she’s carrying somewhere between her colon and her kidneys. Both of these women and Jessica Simpson are all around five to six months pregnant. Except Duff and Simpson are expecting IRL babies and Beyonce’s delivering the baby made of lies Terri Schuester threw in the trash. For those on bump watch, below are some new candids of Duff and Beyonce. Duff was photographed in Los Angeles taking the lead from January Jones and fitting prenatal yoga into every spare second of the day. Beyonce was seen in New York City in photos also taken October 3.
Jessica Simpson Covers Lucky December 2011
Jessica Simpson covers Lucky December 2011 and talks about both of the things keeping her relevant; her pregnancy, indirectly as this interview’s probably weeks old, and her pre-pregnancy weight-fluctuation. She’s basically talking about spending years farting herself flaccid so she could be relatable for fans.
- Adam Levine Hates Kim Kardashian Too - TooFab
- Miley Cyrus Showing Her Cleavage - The Superficial
- Tara Reid Is Basically A Paid Escort? - Hollywood PQ
- Here's Chloe Sevigny's Fake Wang - DS [NSFW]
- Jennifer Lopez's Boobs Are Sagging - Lainey Gossip
- So... How Is Sex With Miley Cyrus? - Hollywood PQ
- Courtney Stodden Is A Kitty Cat - DS [Site NSFW]
- Jeremy Renner Is Probably A Booze Hound - Rumor Fix
Jessica Simpson Confirms Pregnancy… No1curr
Jessica Simpson missed her chance to confirm baby news on a slower news day when anyone would care. She confirmed her pregnancy on her Twitter about 20 minutes ago with a link to this photo.. clearly having no idea Kim Kardashian’s divorce is the only thing anyone cares about today (moreover, she’ll have to fight for tabloid covers with Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan, after the outcome of November 2′s probation hearing). Simpson captioned the photo: ‘It’s True, I’m Going To Be A Mummy.’ She’s announced it on her Twitter for free. However, there may be a cover with more details bid by a magazine that loves wasting money. I guess the photo shoot reported by Page Six about a week ago, was the cover shoot for this announcement. 10 photos of Simpson in New York Oct. 27.
InTouch Weekly: Beyonce Expecting A Baby Girl
I would overlook this, except it jives with a report from MediaTakeOut.com from late September. And, late August, it was speculated Beyonce would rather a son (perhaps to compete with the alleged ex-mistress and son Jay-Z supposedly has in Trinidad). InTouch Weekly claims Beyonce is expecting a baby girl made of man made fibres. ITW is claiming this as ‘exclusive.’ Even though MTO already reported this a month ago: ’We spoke to someone affiliated with Christian Louboutin and learned that Jay Z’s sister Annie placed an order for some custom [PINK] Christian Louboutin booties. The bootie, which are a hot commodity among celebs, take approximately 6 months to receive.’ ITW has a belated source report: ‘Beyoncé is thrilled she’s having a daughter… She and her mother are so close, and she’s wanted to have that relationship with her own child. Her family’s afraid there won’t be anything left to buy for her baby shower in December [since she's been buying so many clothes from Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Gap, and OshKosh B’gosh].’ 18 photos of bumpless Beyonce in New York Oct. 25.
Rachel Uchitel Expecting A Baby With Husband
Rachel Uchitel gave up her days as bottom b**ch to Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz, the affair Boreanaz said strengthened his marriage, to marry business Matt Hahn in a small ceremony in Las Vegas on October 2. Despite being married only three-weeks and change, Uchitel is already pregnant (it’s totes Hahn’s, right?) Way to go, honeymoon! This week’s Lies&Style is reporting this as an exclusive, claiming the newlyweds found out during the audition process for a television show: ‘She found out she was pregnant when she auditioned for The Amazing Race,’ says a source. ‘They were going to try out to be a couple on the show, and when she had a drug test, it came back positive that she’s pregnant!’ The couple is planning a bigger wedding, on Woods’ dime, once the baby arrives.






