Miranda Kerr’s boobs make everything alright and so I’m going to type the below while staring at her chest and not my keyboard as you quietly clutch at your pearls. The son of Kerr and Orlando Bloom was named in part after a late boyfriend of Kerr’s who passed away years ago. Which would be [...]
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Jessica Alba Bemoans Post-Baby Body In Allure
Jessica Alba is complaining about things. I, for one, am shocked. Alba covers the August 2011 issue of Allure. It’s an odd cover in its composition; from the choice of garment to the make-up. I don’t know. Something about the cover’s just off to me. And she’s been lightly misted with glitter and lies. Alba [...]
Miranda Kerr Feared She’d Die During Childbirth
Miranda Kerr has given some… intense… quotes about the birth of son Flynn Bloom, in the August 2011 issue of InStyle Australia. When I first heard about her giving birth naturally, being on a health trip, I assumed this pretty much; that she literally must have been in unforgettable agony. She told the magazine the [...]
Harper Seven Beckham Is Beckham’s Baby Girl
David and Victoria Beckham have chosen and announced the name of their daughter. Harper Seven Beckham is the couple’s first daughter after three sons together and 12-years of marriage. Which is news because Lady Beckham’s womb had, thus far, been successful in its efforts to f**k with her life. The name comes the morning after [...]
Kate Hudson Gave Birth To Another Baby Boy
Kate Hudson had a son. It had been speculated, after Hudson herself over-shared on morning television, that she would welcome a daughter; she was wrong. This weekend, within hours and within miles, of Victoria Beckham giving birth, it has been confirmed Kate Hudson gave birth to her son. The actress, 32, and her fiancé, Muse [...]
Victoria Beckham Gave Birth To Her Baby Girl
Victoria Beckham gave birth to her baby girl this weekend. It has been confirmed by People and Us Weekly, who also confirm the birth of Kate Hudson’s baby boy, that the parents of sons, Brooklyn, 12, Romeo, 8½, and Cruz, 6½, welcomed their daughter at 7:55 a.m. Sunday in Los Angeles. Their reps also confirm [...]
