Ivanka Trump has given birth to a baby girl, as she confirmed on her Twitter page. I sooo need to push out a kid and take in my cell and obnoxiously Twitter Fap ™ and update my Facebook status. It’d be worth the stretch marks, just to see the look on everyone’s faces. While I [...]
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Beckhams Share First Photos Of Harper Seven
Victoria and David Beckham have been Twitter and Facebook fapping uncontrollably since the birth of their daughter. It’s as though the act of pushing out a fourth baby weren’t entertainment enough for the couple. They need to share every detail with fans, lest people move onto another story. The couple have been at it again, [...]
January Jones Yet To Pop Out Some Dude’s Kid
It’s been a while since I stared intently at the womb of January Jones and tried to figure out whether it looked like anyone I recognised. I figured it had been the same for you, so here are some pictures of her womb wearing yoga sweats. Jones has been growing the kid of someone else’s [...]
Bingham Hawn Bellamy: Kate Hudson’s Baby Boy
Because naming their child Google would have been tacky, Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy have named their son Bing. I jest. In a series of messages on Twitter, Bellamy told followers that his kid was named Bingham ‘Bing’ Hawn Bellamy. The singer and fiance of Kate Hudson went on to explain that ‘So happy! Just [...]
Aaand, Let’s All Stare At Paris Hilton’s Paunch
Here’s Paris Hilton doing something arbitrary to promote a show I gather airs on Wednesdays. Meh. She’s been trying to stay relevant, appearing half-naked in V, but it’s all pretty underwhelming. Well, because we’re givers and subconsciously feel bad about her pitiful fake pregnancy scare, we’re spreading baby rumours of our own. Speaking with Mario [...]
Let’s All Stare At Reese Witherspoon’s Paunch
It’s only proper, because that thing somewhere in between gas and a shadow cast on her stomach has earned its own cover. Here’s the latest issue of OK! that’s giving Jennifer Aniston and two of the Kardahians the week off. It shows Reese Witherspoon earlier in the week with either cola bubbles or a baby, [...]
