Heidi Klum walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2009 runway, only six-weeks after giving birth to her baby daughter, Lou Sulola Samuel.

The mother was supposed to host the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Instead she decided to make the mothers of the world feel worse about themselves, than her waist’s existence makes them feel already, and strut her stuff.

Klum looked great at last night’s surprise runway appearance in New York, despite her instance that she still has 20 damn pounds left to lose.

Six photos of Heidi Klum on the runway at Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2009.

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Adriana Lima and her NBA player husband Marko Jaric welcomed a baby girl, named Valentina Lima Jaric.

Adriana Lima is one of the gaggle of Victoria’s Secret models who drank whatever’s in the water in model-land and got themselves pregnant.

The skinny-mini was still the size of a model’s little finger for the duration of her pregnancy. She has now welcomed her baby daughter into the world, as she gave birth in New York, Sunday November 15, 2009. The couple’s baby girl has been named Valentina Lima Jaric. Since the slender star gave birth a whole 24 hours ago, she’s probably already back down to her pre-pregnancy weight.

Image credit to Juan Rico/Fame Pictures. Story OK, People, NY Daily News.

According to OK! magazine, Angelina Jolie may be planning to adopt without the aid of Brad Pitt.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are solely responsible for the cute orphan shortage currently affecting the rest of Hollywood. Because of Pitt’s desire to have a soccer team entirely of his spawn, there are now precisely 75% less adorable babies on the open market for vultures like Madonna to come and snatch.

The saints and their cherubs already make for a picture perfect clan. However, a new set of allegations in the magazine claim that Pitt is not ready to appropriate any more kids as he’s too busy growing an unattractive forest on his chin. It’s alleged that Jolie is still baby-crazy and wants a little girl from Syria.

This decision is allegedly putting a strain on a relationship that, oddly, doesn’t appear to be sustained by sex alone.

As a side-note, once you push past all of the rumours and fun-sicles on the OK! November 23, 2009 cover, there is a sneaky picture of Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva’s newborn baby inset in the bottom left corner.

Image credit and story credit to OK! magazine.

Céline Dion shared that is not pregnant after all.

In news that will confuse the heck out of any of her fans following her story, Céline Dion announced that she is not actually pregnant. This is despite her doctor announcing the singer was expecting, back in August. News stating that the IVF process had been successful was rather premature.

Dion, 41, had IVF treatment to try to conceive a child with 67-year-old husband René Angélil. However, the embryos transferred in August and October were unsuccessful. The couple declared they will keep trying for a second child.

Image credit to ANG/Fame Pictures. Story & info. People.

Tiffani Thiessen and her husband are expecting.

Tiffani Thiessen, who was the first crush of many of the readers of this site, is expecting a baby with husband Brady Smith. Somewhere Zack Morris is crying into his over-sized 80s cell phone that Thiessen is finally preggers and it’s not with his blond haired, acid washed denim-wearing spawn.

This will be the couple’s first child together and the baby will be born in May 2010, Thiessen’s rep confirms. Thiessen and Brady have been married since 2005 and say they’re over the moon with the news.

Image credit to PER/Fame Pictures. Story & info. People.

Kourtney Kardashian doesn’t seemed to have grasped the concept of pregnancy and inevitable weight gain, even at eight months pregnant.

Poor Kourtney Kardashian. As if it weren’t bad enough that she accidentally got knocked up, after forgetting to take her pill, now she is blighted with the curse of ever-increasing amounts of pregnancy weight. You know, the weight that is a curse on her alone and has never affected any pregnant woman before her.

Kardashian is still pretty tiny all over, but for her burgeoning bump. However, she recently complained to E!, which is the official Kardashian wh-ring out your problems channel, that she was nervous about adding too many pounds during pregnancy. She admits to having gained a paltry 26 pounds at eight months gone.

The 30-year-old will give birth to a son at Christmas and sounds bloody thrilled.

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story NY Daily News and E! Online.

Sarah Michelle Gellar’s baby Charlotte Grace Prinze made her debut on the new People cover.

Sarah Michelle Gellar’s baby Charlotte Grace Prinze, is her daughter with husband Freddie Prinze Jr. The mother and daughter are on the cover, inset, alongside the feature story about the Josh Duhamel cheating scandal.

The little girl was born Saturday 19 Sept. 2009. It has only been a few weeks, but she has made her debut on the cover of a popular magazine already.

I think I’m going to like this girl’s style. She doesn’t need to be all in your face, taking up the whole damn cover, like some attention-seeking babies. She can just sit there and chill, in the top right-hand corner with her mother, and not draw all kinds of unnecessary attention to herself.

Heidi Klum gave birth Oct. 9 and she is already looking slim and almost back at her pre-baby shape.

Heidi Klum gave birth to baby daughter Lou Samuel with husband Seal, Oct. 9, in Los Angeles. She was so thrilled at the prospect of having a new little bundle of joy that she immediately warned that she was probably done pushing out any more babies. She’s clearly rather good at this. She can expand her family without doing the same to her waistline and it’s a shame to waste a gift like that.

Two additional photos of the newly slim Heidi Klum’s post-pregnancy weight loss.

Image credit to Fame Pictures.

Victoria’s Secret supermodel Karolina Kurkova gave birth to a baby boy.

The model gave birth to her son with Archie Drury, Thursday, Oct. 29. in New York, her rep confirms. The baby was named the earth shaking-ly normal Tobin Jack Drury, and weighed a teeny tiny 6 lbs. 3 oz. Given Kurkova’s supermodel status, we can assume she will be back on the red carpet looking slimmer than before she gave birth. It’s in the tradition started by Heidi Klum and sure to be followed by Gisele Bundchen and the like also. Congrats to the happy family.

Image credit to Matrix/ Flynet Online. Story & info. Hollyscoop and People.

Mel Gibson and his fiance Oksana Grigorieva have welcomed a baby girl into the world.

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva are the proud parents of a baby daughter. This is the couple’s first child together and Gibson’s eighth. According to Radar Online Grigorieva gave birth on Friday, and mother and baby are said to be healthy. Not only that, but they are reported to be back home as a family already.

Gibson’s wife Robyn filed for divorce in April, 2009. She’d seen the photos and heard rumours of the couple getting it on and having a beachwear-clad affair. She may still walk away with bucket loads of her estranged husband’s money, as after 29-years of marriage the couple’s assets are said to total $900 million.

Gibson and his fiance are to be married, though he has not announed a date.

Image credit to Hollywood Grind. Story Radar Online and People.