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Kimmode: ‘My Pregnancy Lips Are Outta Control’

May 22nd, 2013
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Kim Kardashian Pregnancy Lips Picture

A few days ago news broke that, in addition to Kimmode’s butt baby, there’s also a baby in each boob AND one in each ankle. That’s becoming too many for me to count that high and I don’t like fractions (before anyone yells at me, I’m kidding, I’m actually great at long division), but there will be a BUNCH of babies who are going to be neglected by Princess Kanye. And you can add at least one more to that list because Kimmode is joking about her lips. Incidentally, she seems to hate everything else about her own pregnancy, so perhaps it’s a good thing she wrote this: ‘My pregnancy lips are outta control #IGuessNotABadProblemToHave’

Beyonce Is Really Not Helping Herself Here

May 22nd, 2013
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The Notorious Blue Ivy Carter on her Throne

A few days ago, E! Online claimed to have receipts confirming that a husband, Jay-Z, left a baby in his own wife, Beyonce, about which the latter obviously flipped the f**k out because isn’t that just about the s**ttiest thing a website has ever said about a celebrity. Except, oh, no, it’s not. So fans took it to heart when Beyonce went on Instagram and called them ‘lowlifes’ for congratulating her prematurely. And now Beyonce is responding to what she considers too much baby news with more baby news because she’s posting photos of The Notorious Blue Ivy Carter plotting world domination from her little throne. Yeah, sure, Beyonce, that’s a great way to get people to stop talking about your uterus.

January Jones Will Never Give Up The Receipts

May 21st, 2013
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January Jones had a reputation for jumping into the middle of broken marriages even before having a baby with someone else’s husband. Jones apparently prefers unavailable men and ‘doesn’t care’ whether she’s 50% of what ends another person’s relationship. In fairness, as I’ve pointed out before, she’s single and the guys are in the wrong too. But as I’ve also pointed out, this is really messy. So messy, in fact, Jones’ purse cannot hold all the receipts on all the affairs she’s had with other women’s husbands. She probably knows which husband is the father to her toddler son but, according to Jones, that’s between herself, the husband, the wife, their kids, her kid, and God. Becoming indignant, and also suggesting another person’s marriage is her business in the first place, she tells The New York Times of the paternity drama, ’That’s my son’s business,’ adding, ‘It’s not the public’s business.’ And it’s all Jack Nicholson’s fault: ‘Jack Nicholson once told me: ‘You should never give your personal life away, otherwise people will pick you apart. They’ll never believe in your character.” She added, ‘Women should have lots of secrets. It’s our right to have secrets. Otherwise, what would we write in our memoirs?’

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Jay-Z Denies Leaving A Baby In Beyonce

May 21st, 2013
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"PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala

Last week, E! News confirmed through ‘multiple sources’ at FedEx that Beyonce’s new pillow was in the mail. The sources had no receipts… only their word. But Jay-Z says those words are lies because no one at the Illuminati headquarters even uses FedEx (after that time they left a package in the rain). Asked about E! News’ report, the rapper told a friend at Hot 97 who sent a congratulatory email to the family without bothering to get his facts straight first, ‘It’s not true.’ Jay-Z added this parting shot, ‘The news is worse than blogs.’

Princess Kanye Is Going To Run Away From Home The Second The Baby Is Born

May 17th, 2013
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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Shopping In NYC

Princess Kanye put a baby in his girlfriend and immediately left the country. The only times they’ve been seen together since Kimmode started to show have involved her phoning the paparazzi to make sure the event was recorded for posterity. And I guess I was right when I joked a few days ago that Princess Kanye intended to put 18 years worth of child support in the mail and then skedaddle. Because he’s reportedly going on tour the second the baby is born. According to sources who kind of sound like they want to cut Princess Kanye’s pretty face at this point, he’s taking this absentee father thing to a whole new level. The rapper’s new album is expected to drop in June, the baby will be born in July, and he’s touring in August: ‘Kim is giving birth in July, and the baby will only be a few months old when Kanye goes out on the road,’ a source said. ‘Needless to say, Kim is very unhappy that Kanye won’t be around as much because of his work. Even if she flew on a private jet with the baby to see Kanye, it would be impossible for mother and baby to be on the road with him. Kim wants to breast feed for at least the first six months. The baby needs to be on a schedule, and that is hard when crossing time lines.’ Moreover, she will be in Los Angeles filming Keeping Up With The Kardashians. ‘Kim just feels like she can’t win. She feels that both of their work schedules are going to prevent them from spending quality time together after the baby is born.’

EDIT: Realising how bad this story made her look, Kimmode leaked a rebuttal.

Wendy Williams Actually Called This A While Ago: Kimmode Is Going To Be A Single Mother

May 16th, 2013
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Wendy Williams called time on the love between Princess Kanye and Kimmode before Kim’s pregnancy started to show. On her eponymous show, Williams has been saying for MONTHS that Princess Kanye used the Kimmode he found at the local whorehouse to incubate a ‘pretty baby.’ Immediately after which he’d put the next 18 years worth of child support in the mail and marry someone else. And now she’s repeating it once more, with feeling, telling the truth so you don’t have to. Williams tells Watch What Happens Live: ‘[Kim] and Kanye will not make it and what kind of mom will she be? A single mom… (They will split) 30 seconds after the baby is born. I believe right now there is probably a plan in motion and Kris (Jenner, Kim’s mother) is probably helping Kim and Kim is probably asking for the help.’ Williams tells Andy Cohen, ’I think Kanye’s about sick of all of it and he might think he has invested too much into this family and he is not going to win. You are not going to pull a Kardashian away from Kardashians. They just don’t really understand what it is like to give up for other people.’

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