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Cameron Diaz Recommends You Invest In Butts

I literally couldn’t think of a combination of words to use as a title that weren’t nonsensical, so I just ran with it. And it’s true that Cameron Diaz has been investing in her butt for 19-years knowing there’d be a payout somewhere approaching her 40th birthday. Diaz gives a new interview with Access Hollywood promoting her new movie. Diaz is asked about ageing, about which she seems pretty excited: ‘I love getting older, I think it’s such a blessing. Look, the alternative to getting older is [being] dead, so… I feel very fortunate to have a very full, loving, blessed life, so, I’m living it to the fullest. As I get older, I become happier; because I’m wiser, I know myself better [and] I connect to people better. I think that in our society we don’t honor older generations enough because we think of it as being bad because the appearance changes. I say, embrace it. I love getting older, I love everything that comes with it; I’m better in every way because of it.’  Except PHOOEY because she’s been waiting to unleash butt 2.0 all this time: ‘My ass is definitely higher than it was when I was 20. This is the thing that people don’t understand: take care of your body [and it will] get better! It gets better as I get older. Absolutely.’ Photo from the MET.

Jennifer Lopez & Cameron Diaz Cover Redbook

Jennifer Lopez’s 1.0 face, Cameron Diaz’s 2.0 face, and the remaining cast of What To Expect When You’re Expecting cover Redbook. Brooklyn Decker, Anna Kendrick and Elizabeth Banks also wear coordinating insipid colours for the Ruven Afanador shoot. With this being a baby movie, the cast is asked about baby-making. And Diaz  is asked, and not for the first time, about arbitrarily pushing a baby thing out to placate the womb police. Asked ‘WHY WON’T YOU BREEEEED!?’ She replies: ‘It’s not what I’ve wanted out of my life thus far… There’s a box people put themselves in, and when you [live] outside of it, that makes them uncomfortable; they have to look at themselves and question their own choices.’ Pretty much my reply if/ when the womb police pull me over to  check my papers.

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Cameron Diaz Harper’s Bazaar UK June 2012

Cameron Diaz covers Harper’s Bazaar UK June 2012, here’s her newsstand and subs covers. It’s uneventful and Diaz is blending into the background on both of them. It an odd shoot: it’s not eye-catching, it’s not stunning, it’s not memorable. It’s great that she’s doing a lot with a little, and she knows how to pose without being posey (so she can teach Kristen Stewart, while yelling at Stewart to stand up straight). It’s the standard handjob interview, for which we only have the lede so far: ‘There was a ripple of excitement that went through the restaurant when she walked out. New Yorkers try so hard not to notice celebs. But she’s just too big not to get a reaction, even from Downtown hipsters,’ said interviewer Melissa Whitworth. ‘It’s unusual that an interviewee will basically give you their entire afternoon. I’ve had much smaller, lesser stars with PRs hovering and a very strict 60 minutes. We spent three hours together at Gemma, the restaurant next to the Bowery Hotel. Drank a bottle of rosé, ate food and talked and talked. That’s the best way to experience someone and work out what makes them tick: when they are utterly relaxed. It was one of my favourite interviews in the 13 years I’ve been doing this. She’s been interviewed into oblivion over the last 18 years, so I expected her to be jaded, but not a bit.’

The interview will be the usual fare: having the nerve to age, and having the nerve not to reproduce yet (promoting What To Expect When You’re Expecting, she’s going to be asked this a lot by interviews who like boilerplate answers).

2012 Academy Awards Red Carpet Photos

I actually watched the Academy Awards last night, on a whim, for the first time in years. Hence the belated posting since it would have been too laboured to multi-task posting about the red carpet while watching the live stream. However, I don’t have much of an opinion on the red carpet or the ceremony since it was good but tepid. Aside from a contrived stunt from Sacha Baron Cohen, not too much happened on the red carpet. People arrived in 20s-theme, art deco, and jewel tones. Meaning, again, everyone wore the same outfit. There were some stand-outs: Michelle Williams in red Louis Vuitton, Angelina Jolie’s bones in black Atelier Versace, GOOP in white Tom Ford. Billy Crystal hosted and did the job without incident and without boring anyone. Jolie hosted with her legs apart and her bones thrust towards the camera while doing her best phone sex voice (and WTF with her boney arms???). Neither Brad Pitt nor George Clooney won Best Actor. Good. And everyone French won ALL THE AWARDS. Below are the carpet highlights, since editing photos of the shrapnel would rob me of the will to live.

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Cameron Diaz At Paris Couture Fashion Week

Here’s Cameron Diaz’s 2.0 face at Couture Fashion Week in Paris, France. A random plastic surgeon tells RadarOnline.com he suspects Diaz had a bunch of treatments just before her trip. These 16 photos were taken over about a week, but one can glean that her pores are on a no-carbs… I SAID NO CARBS!… diet. Dr. Anthony Youn, says: ‘There’s something about Cameron Diaz’s face that is very unusual. Her forehead is excessively smooth, a possible consequence of overdone Botox injections. Her face also looks extremely shiny. Although I do not believe she’s had a facelift. Laser treatments or chemical peels could account for her smooth, shiny skin. [She should] get some mattifying gel as soon as possible.’

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Cameron Diaz Hasn’t Booty Called P Diddy

Cameron Diaz hasn’t been booty calling P Diddy for the last three-years. There was a story earlier about Diaz being in some kind of non-commital f**kship with the rapper/ producer/ designer. The rumours really started around 2008. In 2009, Diddy told Playboy he’d secretly boned an unnamed actress (via Celebitchy.com): ‘Yeah, there was a young lady who’s an actress. She’s famous. I liked her, so I was willing to do whatever I had to do. I told her, ‘I will sneak up the side of the building to see you.’ I was persistent… We started spending time together, but we were prisoners of our celebrity. She took me to dinner after we got to know each other and hit me with a line that was straight out of the movies. She said, ‘You know this will never work, right?’ I knew she was right… The only person I’m gonna tell [her name] is God. If he says I can’t get into heaven I may whisper it in his ear. She was so cool the way she let me down softly, and she offered me a ride back to my hotel. It wasn’t [Sienna Miller]. This was going to shake up the world. It would have been a Puff and J. Lo situation, part two.’ Us Weekly seems to think it’s Diaz and tried to make it happen, reporting: ‘Since [2008], when she’s single, she’ll booty call him.’ Adding, now, ‘they’ve gone public.’ They were reportedly, ‘inseparable…  they had their hands all over each other’ and were ‘nuzzling in a booth at NYC’s Catch on Oct. 24.’ At a Nov. 11 lunch at Scarpetta in Beverly Hills, they were ‘making out, acting romantic,’ says a source. He has a girlfriend but he’s ‘single whenever there’s a better offer on the table!’ Reps tell X17Online: ‘Cameron and Sean are longtime friends and fans of one another’s work. They have been seen together recently because they are developing a film project. They are not romantically involved.’ People.com agrees, noting they spent part of dinner with a business associate.

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