Someone on the preview of this cover asked whether Britney Spears’ weave had been Photoshopped. In case anyone else is wondering, it pretty much looks that way. Her team bribed her with sodey pop to get her to the hair salon. Her face is Photoshopped into oblivion and her neck’s at a creepy angle that adds to the look of a heavy MS Paint brush. I don’t know how vapidity can be removed in the edit, but they managed it. And she looks less weathered, tired, and leathery than she’s looked lately. This is the high resolution version of the June Harper’s Bazaar cover I previewed yesterday. And the singer’s interview and her photo shoot are below. The shoot is pretty much her standing around a skate park dressed as the mother of one of the skaters; she’s wearing her Sunday wig/ weave and her big girl shoes. Spears appears to have been interviewed on the phone. Yes, again. She’s been doing a lot of phone, email, and similar interviews where she doesn’t need to physically be present. Because she’s past the point where she can do that without heavy planning, choreographing by her managers and heavy-handed editing by her people after the interview. At least she sounds cognizant, after her parents suggested she lacked even basic motor functions.
