Britney Spears has made her real comeback. One that involves being reunited with the only true love she’s ever known. The potty. Because no one else’s corns love the feel of freshly-spilt urine on the floor of a public convenience the way hers do, Spears can be seen in Los Angeles, CA shooting a toilet-themed [...]
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Kevin Federline Impregnated Victoria Prince
I’d pretty much dismissed yesterday’s reports, of Kevin Federline impregnating Victoria Prince… until seeing them on People.com, a moment ago. If People said I were knocked-up, I’d probably believe them. They make babies happen. They even know where babies come from. Their word is TROOF and absolute. From what I gather news of the sperm [...]
Photos From Britney Spears’ GMA Performance
Because Britney Spears can’t be trusted to speak or perform live anymore, she has pre-recorded her Good Morning America performance. I’d assumed no less, with her doing Q&As on Twitter and emailing interview answers to OUT. It’s kind of a shame, as she used to be able to nail this kind of thing in her [...]
Britney Spears Performs Surprise Vegas Show
Britney Spears performed a ‘surprise’ show in Las Vegas. The 29-year-old, who recently streamed her entire album for free for those who wanted to legally preview the entire thing, performed to more than 1,000 people at a mini-concert at the Palms Casino Resort’s Rain Nightclub stage, Las Vegas, on Friday night. The crowd were probably [...]
Britney Spears Claims To Take Two Baths A Day
Britney Spears is a liar. I quite like the girl at this point, with her spending the better part of her time under conservatorship not flashing her vagina. So those are words I never thought I’d say. However, she’s lied about something pretty blatantly in a new interview. The singer has been giving some rather [...]
Listen To Britney Spears Femme Fatale In Full
Britney Spears’ entire Femme Fatale album, the finished product of which is above, leaked online some weeks ago and was posted in a bunch of places. Because I hate angry letters from people’s representation even more than having to yell ‘I TOLD YOU SO’ ten minutes after waking from a nap, I decided not to [...]
