Yeah, so the video for ‘Circus’, byBritney Spearsleaked yesterday. As a great big EFF YOU to the over-excitable tweens who laughed in the face of copyright law, Spears decided to release her promo early, via ET/ her official YouPoop page [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
CLICK above now, to watch the official HQ video of ‘Circus’, by Britney Spears.
So, after one day and thanks to the delirium bought on by lack of sleep/ Cheetos, I am back firmly at the helm of the Britney Spearsbandwagon. WTF? I hear you ask. Well, I was briefly swayed by the delights of James Franco, but you all know by know that my heart will always belong to Britney‘I hate her, but I am so obsessed with her, that the only way to make the madness stop is kill myself dead, really hard in the face’ Spears [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
These images are from “I’m So Sad” Spears’ performance on Good Morning America (click to watch). The singer mimed along to ‘Circus’ and then stopped bobbing up and down out-of-sync with the music long enough to snarf down some of my uppers laced Cheeto-flavour birthday cake. Ha! Psyche! I want to live in a world where Britney Spears takes uppers, about as much as I want to take out my frappe drip and replace it with the drink of beelzebub, Ice Cucumber Pepsi.
Seems that rather than attempt to perform, Spears took to holding in her stomach for four minutes, like some kind of be-weaved 50′s silver screen siren. Let the gut hang out Cheeto. You’re damn near 30 and a mother of two children. No one is expecting you to have a stomach as flat as my chest! That is what Spanx are for. Get yourself to the holiday sales and pick up a MooMoo Carey sized pack. I hear they are half-off!
Britney Spears has left the building and buggered off, back to the States, so I can FINALLY snark about her, knowing that she cannot hear me [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Was sooo looking forward to Spears European tour… all the Cheeto eating, arse cheek-bearing and Madonna imitating. It was all just so pant-wettingly exciting.
However, Spears seems to have served up a steaming pile of FAIL, rather than the bowl of AWESOME I ordered. Um… Spears, can you be a dear and take your FAIL performances back to the kitchen? The limp, X-Factor performance, of ‘Womanizer’, seemed particularly underdone. Stick it back in the oven at 200-degrees and bring it over when its read-eh plehz.
Was anyone else totally underwhelmed by Spears’German, French and English ‘Womanizer’ performances?
Had I been on my meds, I could have kept my faculties about me long enough to out-mime her!
EDITORS NOTE: Developing a strong dislike of sober/ cheese-free Britney Spears, must lace a packet of Cheetos with uppers and convince her to eat them and remain undetected… *chuckles*
You know, it pains me to admit it, but Spears looks almost crack-free in these pictures (especially the ones below the fold).
You would never know that the “frappe years” even happened. Spears has lost the frappe froth from around her mouth and she even went so far as to wipe the Cheeto dust off her fingers. Spears looks normal, clean, healthy and I am intrigued enough by the concept of this spread that I might stop being a cheap-arse and actually buy this edition of the magazine.
The only question I have looking at these images is (playing devil’s advocate and assuming only minimal Photoshop was used)… why did Glamour not Photoshop the sadness out of her eyes?
Check out some of Britney’s interview snippets from Glamour:
“In five years I would like to be married and have a father figure for my kids, someone who is a provider and can be really stable.”
“As a mother, you can never be enough – or do enough – for your kids. It’s a never-ending issue for me.”
“I would like to stop worrying so much, because I worry all the time. And to learn how to be happier just in general.”
“I don’t like going out. I hate clubs. I love my home and staying in bed.”
To view more images from Britney Spears’ Glamour Magazine spread, click through the jump…
I watched this along with Britney’s other two European performances, in Germany and France, over the past few days. Is anyone else starting to feel like they know what Britney meant in interview, when she said everyday feels “like Groundhog Day”?!?
Watching the above, I am overwhelmed by two feelings. The first is the sense that my medication must not have kicked in yet, as I could swear that Brit has been swapped with a pod-person or a clone of herself circa 1998.
Secondly, sad Spears looks like a lost puppy wandering around on the stage looking for its owner. PNasty was right, Spears live ‘Womanizer’ performances, so far, have echos of her disastrous VMA ‘Gimme More’ performance. The glazed eyes, the unenthusiastic bobbing around stage, the exposed arse cheeks… all the warning signs are there.
CLICK now to watch video footage of Britney Spears dancing about on the set of her Rolling Stone – December 2008 issue – cover shoot [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Britney looks radiant on the shoot. Brace yourself for her almighty glow and bask in four-minutes of her Cheeto-orange glory. That is, if you can concentrate, with Jenny Eliscu, of Rolling Stone, talking over the clip every five seconds.
Eliscu, don’t you know that Britney is like Mother Teresa around these parts? When she speaks, dances or eats Cheetos, we look and gasp/ dribble etc. but we DO NOT speak over her!
As an aside, you know what, thanks to all the hard work of those upstanding citizens, the Spears Family, I have reset my moral compass to C (for Cheeto). It was set to P for Party Animal and I followed Brit’s moral lead through all the crotch flashes and what-have you. However, in the past month, since the newly sober Daddy Conservatorship McGee has had Brit under lock and key, I am following Britney’s saintly Cheeto dust laden path to the Golden Gates. Is it too early to start calling little miss Freshly Washed Lace Front, a saint?