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The MTV Video Music Awards 2008 Were Totally Fetch

Sep 8th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Now that I have your attention (lols), I just want to let you know in advance that if you have clicked, looking for muchas, muchas VMA info, sorry but you have come to the wrong place. Some asshole stole all my money, so I am too poor to afford cable.

OK, I admit it, I am not really (that) poor, just too much of a lazy arsehole to bother setting up Sky. Such a bloody arse ache to get that shit set up and not really worth all the bother.

Anyhoo, for that reason and because the only way for me to watch the whole thing, is to do so on YouTube (and I’ll be fucked if I’m gonna bother doing that) I have no real idea what happened at the VMA’s.

There are some good highlights, which I heard about. I will share those in a minute (SOD YOU… I’ll post them in my own good time… you’re not the boss of me!)

Here is what I do know:

  • My beloved Cheeto Spears won Cheeto of the Year 2008 or some shit, for her song/ video ‘Piece of Me’.
  • Lil Wayne made a menace of himself and his trews nearly fell down.
  • Jordin Sparks made an arse of herself.
  • Might-Cut-A-Bitch Knowles turned up looking like a Christmas decoration.
  • Xtina made a valient effort to dress like one of the Hot-Tranny-Mess Dolls.
  • Yada, yada, yada…

If you want the real scoop on what happened at the VMA’s, head over to the unforgivably funny DListed, where the writer did the funniest live blog that I have ever seen:

8:57pm – FIRST!!! I’ve always wanted to say that.

9:00pm – HOLY FUCK! Cheetos just fell out of my ass! It’s BRIT BRIT!!!

9:00pm – That weave is crying for help.

9:01pm – Brit Brit is an amazing atress. Everyone, feast your eyes on the next Meryl Streep. Seriously, I can’t believe she memorized these lines. And that WEAVE! Woe is THAT WEAVE!

9:02pm – I have a feeling this is going to be very anti-climactic.

9:03pm – That audience is filled with like 10 people. That place is fucking tiny! Imagine what it smells like. Actually, don’t. I need you to be awake during this.

My Beloved Cheeto Will Not Be Performing At The 2008 VMAs *Sigh*

Sep 7th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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My darling Cheeto Spears will not be making a tit out of herself at today’s 2008 VMAs [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

PNasty spoke to Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, and he said that Brit Brit is 100% not going to perform.

In addition, the orgasm-y leaked video of Brit performaing new material was not linked to the awards:

“She was not rehearsing for the VMAs,” Rudolph tells us. “It was just her going into the studio with some dancer friends and having fun. It’s a regular occurrence now. I see that every day.”

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The Cheeto Cometh: Video Of Britney Dance Rehearsal

Sep 5th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I am always suspicious when a video of something orgasm-y is *ahem* ‘leaked accidentally’ before an event such as the MTV VMAs, especially when said video features my beloved Cheeto [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Britney Spears can be seen in the video above, jiggling her (slightly slimmed-down) jelly and grinding with her backing dancers.

I don’t recognise the track in the background, nor the choreography, so I am guessing this material and video are new?

Oh, fookit who cares! Watch and enjoy!

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Lynne Spears Wins EPIC Fail Mother 2008

Sep 4th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Fooking hell, I am spending too much time writing about this woman today!

Why must the retelling of the cause of Britney Spears‘ breakdown be so enthralling? [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

Mother of ‘The Cheeto’, Lynne Spears, is set to release a tell-all book, entitled ‘Throught The Storm’, 16 Septmeber.

But unfortunately for Lynne, major details of the book have been leaked to the media, that make her look like EPIC fail mother of the year!

Lynne Spears claims Britney was drinking not long after joining joined Disney’s Mickey Mouse Club, a U.S. variety television show.

Mrs Spears also says her daughter lost her virginity aged 14 to an 18-year-old high school football player soon after she quit the programme.

A source has told how Britney was dating the football star while at school, and how her mother encouraged the relationship because she thought it would make her more popular.

The budding singer spent a lot of time at her boyfriend’s house and eventually lost her virginity there.

Her mother later admitted she regretted allowing her to date an older boy but still allowed her to share her bedroom with new boyfriend, Justin Timberlake.

Mrs Spears was said to be sure the teenagers were having sex.

She did not raise any objections because she thought Britney was in love and Justin was good for her.

The book also reveals that she knew Britney, then 15, was experimenting with drugs when she went to Los Angeles to record her breakthrough album ‘Baby One More Time’.

She thought she was going through the typical teenage problems, but they seemed to be more than that, when the singer was allegedly caught boarding a private plane aged 16, cocaine and marijuana was found in her bag.

Britney was caught by her mother drinking alcohol as young as 13 but she reportedly didn’t mind her children drinking as long as she was there.

She appeared to have little control over her daughter’s party lifestyle, and by the age of 16, Britney was frequenting bars in New Orleans with her brother Bryan, who is five years older than her.

Brit Brit had no chance to grow up to be a normal adult, with a childhood like that.

Nor did I, for that matter.

Funny story, I had near the exact same childhood…

From ages 4 and up, it was all drink, drugs and rock and roll (lols). That’s how I turned into the sterling person I am today ;)

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The Cheeto Cometh: Britney Opening The VMAs

Sep 4th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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According to multiple reports today, Brit Brit ‘The Cheeto’ Spears will be appearing at the MTV VMA’s, this Sunday [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The star is not thought to be performing, but making a personal appearence and perhaps doing some form of skit.

She says in a statement:

“MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?” Spears tells PEOPLE in a statement. “I’m excited to open the entire show, to say hi to my fans and to be nominated.”

Adds MTV Networks Music President Van Toffler:

“Britney has done everything from perform with a snake, lock lips with Madonna and prove that what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas,” he says, referring to her lackluster performance at the awards show in Sin City last year. “I can’t wait to see what she does to kick off this year’s show.”

Click here for an MTV VMA Britney retrospective

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Britney Spears Is Finally Self-Aware

Sep 3rd, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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“My father saved my life. I probably wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for him. I’ve not always been a good daughter; but he basically gave up his job and his life to look after me at a time when I wasn’t even sure I wanted to go on living. I owe him my life.”

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