Poor Britney Spears (who is, inexplicably, about 45-years-old in this video, rather than 30). It’s bad enough her tour’s devolved into her giving lap dances. She’s pretty much 100% consistently drug-addled and glassy-eyed to the point I’m not even convinced she’s aware of her surroundings anymore. That’s the only way I can explain this video. [...]
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The Person Scrubbing Britney Needs A Medal
Whoever it is washing and brushing each crevice of this woman before she appears at photo shoots needs a medal. This is the recently-released single cover for Britney Spears’ latest song, one of the weakest on her album by far, I Wanna Go. It’s a pretty lazy affair, and despite an album full of samey [...]
Britney Spears Can’t Even Lesbian Kiss Any More
Okay, so for those who missed precisely nothing by ignoring the Billboard Awards, you also missed nothing with the world’s laziest display of feigned lesbianism. In a stunt that was either too heavily-reliant on Britney Spears’ diminished sense of timing or just a cute peck on the cheek, it would appear that Spears and She [...]
Britney Spears’ Arthritic Dancing To S&M Remix
I’m keeping the mentions of you know who to a minimum since she’s still banned, but this performance also features Britney Spears whose medicated brand of arthritic dancing stole the show. Below is Rihanna’s live S&M remix performance from the Billboard Awards. The track starts off with Rihanna’s usual abrasive gyrating of her Labia of [...]
Britney Spears’ Broken Neck In Harper’s Bazaar
Someone on the preview of this cover asked whether Britney Spears’ weave had been Photoshopped. In case anyone else is wondering, it pretty much looks that way. Her team bribed her with sodey pop to get her to the hair salon. Her face is Photoshopped into oblivion and her neck’s at a creepy angle that [...]
Preview Of Britney Spears In Harper’s Bazaar
Britney Spears will cover an upcoming issue of Harper’s Bazaar and she’s doing pretty well for someone who was just declared ‘mentally incapable’ of walking and talking by her own parents. It’s been pretty widely noted that Spears is phoning in the entire promotion for her latest album. She’s been doing interviews over Twitter, by [...]
