Britney Spears spent the better part of 2006 through 2008 in assorted states of intoxicated undress and because there’s no such thing as the Internet she settled her lawsuit with a former bodyguard because she wanted to keep a lid on the crazy. Except it would appear she settled for no reason because details of the case became public anyway. Appearing in a taped deposition, the PDF transcript of which can be found HERE, Fernando Flores repeats allegations about his time working with the singer. What we already knew 1) she farted, didn’t brush her teeth, she never showered or wore deodorant 2) Under the pretense of wanting 7Up, Spears summoned Flores to her living room where she was waiting naked 3) She played peek-a-boo under the pretense of another mundane task and flashed her whole biscuit 4) she did drugs including methamphetamines. And there’s some random, new stuff in there like Jason Trawick being banned from the house by her father, clarifying Trawick wasn’t allowed in the house or near her sons at one point, the couple had ‘violent quarrels,’ Flores walked in on them having sex once, and Spears tried and failed to cheat on Trawick with Flores multiple times.
