Britney Spears’ tour looks like a washout. It’s a lethargic former-star wandering around looking lost on her own stage, occasionally being directed to present to the audience and give a random a lapdance. And there are lots of little musical segues to play while Spears gets medicated out back. This is one of them, Marilyn [...]
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Britney Spears Will Magically Be Wiser At 30
Britney Spears covers Glamour UK October. I dunno about these dresses. I think the magazine just wanted something less-obvious than Dolce & Gabbana stars, because those were played out on sight. Also, Spears looks like She-Hulk on the right. She needs to learn to pose, so she looks less boxy and hard. Anyway, her interview’s [...]
Britney Spears Credits Dad With Saving Her Life
Britney Spears got the She Can Tie Her Own Shoes Now Award at this Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards because she’s owed at least one of those in the terms of her conservatorship. I don’t really know what to make of Spears at the moment. She’s managed to keep herself and her kids alive with [...]
Britney Spears & Jason Trawick 2011 MTV VMAs
Britney Spears held in her poops at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards. There’s no confirmation of that, yet. However, she walked the red carpet looking spectacularly turgid and farty. The suction down there actually consumed the gusset of that glittery, belted onesie thing she wore. Here are 18 pictures, including some of the singer [...]
Britney Spears Wanted To Teach Your Chirrens
Asked what she would do if she weren’t a pop mimer/ waddler, Britney Spears opined that she would be a teacher. Because chirrens need learnin’. ‘I’d probably be a teacher,’ she said. ‘I love kids, and even in what I do now one of my favorite parts of my day is getting to meet my [...]
Britney Spears Sued For Being Nasty & Unkempt
The lawsuit from that former bodyguard who claimed to have been sent pictures of Britney Spears’ taint has filed more documents in court. Fernando Flores, who is suing the medicated singer for sexual harassment, now claims that Spears is dirty, nasty, and has negligible ability to keep herself clean. Ha-durr. We know she’s nasty. We [...]
