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Pink Wouldn’t Go to a Britney Spears Concert

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Pink douses her ears with the tears of MooMoo Carey’s discarded white kittens, in between screeching out tunes at her own concerts. The singer’s ears are precious things and only delicate kitten tears can soothe them when they ache.

She is adamant that her ears should not be exposed to anything less than angelic. She ruled out the possibility of attending concerts where the singer is lip syncing. In the January/February 2010 issue of Women’s Health the singer specifically mentions Britney Spears as one of those people. MooMoo hasn’t gone through enough kittens to repair the damage one of that bishes concerts could do.

  • Pink to Women’s Health about Britney Spears: “I’m not taking anything away from Britney because I really like her a lot, but I would never go to a show where the person was lip-syncing.”
  • Pink on why she won’t listen to that shish: When you grow up listening to Janis Joplin, you’re not going to want to see somebody mime. “

More snippets from Pink in the January/February 2010 Women’s Health.

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Britney Spears 3 Music Video the Director’s Cut

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Britney Spears has released the director’s cut of her 3 music video. The original was underwhelming to say the least, but this version is marginally better.

The first version premiered to moderate hype, with her Twitter releasing three boring non-descript promotional music video stills. The director’s cut has a few more set-ups with Spears looking like your sensible, lace-clad auntie.

The 3 music video stills are below, for anyone wanting photos of her feet.

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Britney Spears Spends Birthday With Boyfriend

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Britney Spears is 28-years-old today, December 2, 2009. The singer put on her possum pellet-free weave and then screwed the whole thing up by shoving the strands under that rather snazzy hat. The singer is back in Los Angeles after wrapping up her sell-out, lip synced Australian tour. While on the tour, Spears made with the WHAAAs as her supposed fans walked out in their hundreds in disgust over the sham of a concert. The singer is back in LA and what happens in Australia stays in Australia; concert scandals, holiday STDs, and etc. etc..

It was rumoured that Spears proposed to Jason Trawick and then dumped his ass in a fiery pit of GTFO when he said NO!!! But they don’t need to marry. He’s already her bish, carrying her enormous coin purse and her bags from Fred Segal.

Six pictures of Britney Spears at Fred Segal on her birthday with Jason Trawick.

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Britney Spears Marriage Rumours Surface Again

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Britney Spears and her on-again off-again boyfriend/ manager Jason Trawick are on the latest cover of OK! magazine. I know the title of the magazine has nothing to do with this pile of turdiness, but no, it’s most certainly not okay.

It’s not okay that our lady of all things over-caffeinated may be walking down the aisle with one of her staff. This guy seems nice and he’s exposed her kids to about 5% of the imminent danger that has their mother, but still a marriage would be ridiculous. Actually, anyone stable and non-plant-based would be a great match, she can hardly do worse than she already did with her ex partners.

Britney Spears Twitter Hacked and Taken Over

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Britney Spears’ Twitter account was hacked and two nasty messages were left up for fans to see.

Britney Spears’ verified Twitter account was hacked only an hour ago, and two malicious tweets were sent out for her over 3,750,000 fans to see. Her account has since removed the avatar, background, and those messages deleted. At the time of publishing, Spears’ account had a blank wallpaper and had been stripped back to a default avatar.

  • Britney Spears hacked Twitter message one: “I give myself to Lucifer every day for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan!”
  • Britney Spears hacked Twitter message two: “I hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible! -Britney”

Image credit Britney Spears Twitter and Mashable. Story & info. Mashable.

Britney Spears Upset Over Concert Complaints

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Britney Spears is having a pretty crappy week. She is said to be upset about fans walking out during a performance and criticisms of her Australian shows.

Britney Spears landed in Australia last week for her first ever shows there. Having not lip-synced and waddled around on an Aussie stage before, she clearly didn’t know that they have far higher standards for their shows down under. The singer, who isn’t really a singer but we aren’t supposed to point it out in case we upset her, was called out for her not singing live.

Last week, officials in Australia were debating whether it should have been mandatory to declare on promotional material that Spears was not singing live for most of her show. This is not something most of us need pointing out. Her fans know she would sound like unicorn farts and possum burps if she ever tried to sing and stumble around like a drunken college student at the same time. However, the controversy ended badly on the weekend. It was reported that hundreds of her fans walked out, three songs in, during her second show.

After poor reviews and non-stop bashings in the media, Spears is said to be sobbing into the shedding strands of her weave and then blowing her nose into her bras before they disintegrate from non-use.

Read more about how Britney Spears is feeling and what critics said of the show.

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