New Britney Spears Candie’s promos have been revealed. In the first picture Spears looks cute, if distorted in a hey-the-perspective-is-screwed-and-her-head-looks-too-big-for-her-body kind of way. This picture was taken by Annie Leibovitz. I know it’s a little hard to tell this is an Annie Leibovitz, as it doesn’t look like Spears was strung out on meth, unlike [...]
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Britney Spears using Bodyguards’ Money to Shop
Britney Spears is being accused of using her peroxide-soaked brainsicle to work around her conservatorship. The lip syncer is being accused by TMZ of cheating her way around the legal smack-down. She is pretty much not allowed to scratch her own butt without asking someone’s permission first, so it’s not surprising that she is bored. [...]
Lily Allen Prefers Britney Spears to Lady GaGa
Lily Allen had two bumps to the head and more holiday booze than she could handle this Christmas. Allen was photographed and interviewed for the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine. She was asked whether she preferred Lady GaGa or Britney Spears. She scratched her head, then her crack, then phoned a friend, and still [...]
Britney Upset About Extended Conservatorship
Britney Spears will be spending her Christmas chained to the radiator in my basement, along with Prostitot Cyrus, Amy Wino, and MooMoo Carey’s half-dead photoshoppers. Okay, I jest, she’ll be in her father’s basement not mine. The stringy-weaved singer is still under the control of her dungeon-master daddy. She may not still be ill with [...]
Pink Wouldn’t Go to a Britney Spears Concert
Pink douses her ears with the tears of MooMoo Carey’s discarded white kittens, in between screeching out tunes at her own concerts. The singer’s ears are precious things and only delicate kitten tears can soothe them when they ache. She is adamant that her ears should not be exposed to anything less than angelic. She [...]
Britney Spears 3 Music Video the Director’s Cut
Britney Spears 3 music video with additional scenes, for the director’s cut. Britney Spears has released the director’s cut of her 3 music video. The original was underwhelming to say the least, but this version is marginally better. The first version premiered to moderate hype, with her Twitter releasing three boring non-descript promotional music video [...]
